StevieC
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Hate Labour,Starmer,Reeves and the Chav in particular. Lefties,Sex and trave! Conservative to the core, but the Conservatives need to be Conservative again.
England, United Kingdom
Joined October 2010
Went to the Doctors to have a suspicious looking mole checked out. The Doc said they all look like that and I should've left it in the garden !
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Burns night joke! Hamish was telling his pal Alasdair that he was getting married in a kilt. "Nice" said Alasdair. "What's the tartan?" "Oh, she'll be in a white dress" Happy Burns Day!
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Just when you think there's absolutely no hope left... remember the lobsters in the Titanic's restaurant.
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Please EVERYONE do not vote for Boddy Bags Burnham. Make sure that Reform give this cuntish Liemore government a kick in the bollocks. Vote for any candidate that is not Labour but not for the followers of the toothless titty whispering cants run wanker Zac/Dave cunt.
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Just bought a book of raffle tickets from WH Smiths for £2.50. Absolute bargain. They're usually a pound a strip !
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My mate is having a joint Burns Night and Chinese New Year party , he’s going to call it Chinese Burns Night …I wasn’t going to go but he twisted my arm....
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Just got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin. I'm not sure if I'm taking her out on Tuesday or Wednesday.
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