Lionel Messi in Ghana trying to apologise to Boateng's family.. http://t.co/MVxZGRStqr

Newton's Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

Locked out the house. Sack that

My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn. She asked me to come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and i'm still fixing the damn sink.

Life is so much better when you don't give a shit.