RT @ASAPYams: luv my goth bitch she call me up before bed time tell me spooky stories.

#primaverasound #primavera @Primavera_Sound.

Selling one @Primavera_Sound Barcelona full weekend ticket. Transfer via Dice app. £150 ONO (PayPal or bank transfer). #primaverasound #primavera.

Dude really wrote a four billion tweet long thread to try and justify dating bairns.

RT @NFL_Memes: Rihanna’s Super Bowl halftime show…

13 March 2023:

The bengals are the best team in the world and I will hear no different*. *I'll come back to you in a week.

Going live on @ehfm_live in just over an hour, wrapping up Friday Night Fever for the year. Tune in for some of the best Edinburgh Disco Lovers patter and some of the worst Christmas tunes ever ❄.

:).

Pls make deshaun watson's opening game the first one the bengals actually beat the browns.

The lions D-line ready to square go the power rangers

Got a spare ticket for @amylandsniffers tonight in Glasgow, £20.

The best bit of all the Untold stuff on Netflix is having Lee Hazlewood serenade me at the start of every episode.

RT @adamndsmith:

RT @chargers: Should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime?. yes yes yesyes.yesyes yes yes y….

The prime minister is a what now?

Heard rumours that @OatlyUK were rolling out a mint ice cream and have yet to see it in any shop and it's making me sad. Nearly as sad as the time tesco released a vegan one but only for about a week and not in Scotland. The drought continues 🌿.

Whoever is doing the sound for @ITVSport can you please put a de-esser in your chain somewhere before I go deaf.

My cat really makes it hard to sympathise with him having the shits when he insists on doing it on the same spot on the rug