Brock Majors
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Future ΑΔΠ Husband | Current Pelicans Basketball Enthusiast | Get Hard, Stay Hard
Joined February 2025
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15 minutes till my personal Super Bowl. Pelicans lose tonight and I’ll become another average NC state statistic #thegame
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Was blacked out in Taco Bell when I saw this and think I yelled at my pals formal date. #thatspanicman
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My ex wife has found a new lover. With that being said, my Christmas Eve plans have changed, and I will be facing a bottle of moonshine and playing blindfolded leapfrog on I-87. #thinking
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Pelicans are on a three game win streak , state won a bowl game, eagles are pulling their shit together… maybe there’s a light #hope #gobirds #notkillingself
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Walked in this room an oblivious fool, walked out with a newfound worldview. #thinking #parents #realparents
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Blown call. Dude was absolutely offsides on the initial cross, impacted the play. NC State was robbed
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Unfortunately cyanide doesn’t match the violence and despair I feel after this loss. I have decided to shove a bomb wrapped in thumbtacks down my throat as an alternative. #jalenhurtsdie #jalenhurtsihateyou #tapin
Unless the eagles hang on then I’ll be chasing cyanide with cherry ginger ale instead of watching each and every franchise I support crumble to the ground. I have nothing. #gobirds
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Unless the eagles hang on then I’ll be chasing cyanide with cherry ginger ale instead of watching each and every franchise I support crumble to the ground. I have nothing. #gobirds
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The #Pelicans have relieved Willie Green of his duties as head coach, it was announced today by Executive Vice President of Basketball Operations Joe Dumars. Associate Head Coach James Borrego has been named interim head coach. “After careful evaluation, we have made the
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