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Andy St.Clair

@stclairandy

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Writer. Actor. Second City Alum. Astronaut. Karate Champion. Jumamji survivor. Food Truck champion. All around dummy.

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Joined June 2009
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Andy St.Clair
2 months
The amount of times I think I’m getting a great parking spot and it’s the shopping cart return graveyard is truly remarkable.
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Andy St.Clair
3 months
It's just a movie, Tom. Let's not go crazier.
@TomCruise
Tom Cruise
3 months
Survival is in the details.
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Andy St.Clair
4 months
Dear Hollywood, . We don't need this much Karate Kid content. Thanks, .The World.
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Andy St.Clair
4 months
Who wrote this? Can tell you t's horrible written. And t hurt my eyes.
@Variety
Variety
4 months
Tim Allen on "Toy Story 5":. "I can tell you t’s a lot about Jessie. Tom [Hanks] and I do — Woody and I — do realign. And there’s an unbelievable opening scene with Buzz Lightyears. I can give you that, but I can’t give you much more.”.
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Andy St.Clair
6 months
We've all left this shithole. right?.
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Andy St.Clair
6 months
Hahahaha. So good.
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Conner O'Malley
6 months
Pipe rock theory
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Andy St.Clair
8 months
What football conference is Shizz University in?.
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Andy St.Clair
11 months
Did Rakim ever come up with that master plan? He was alway telling us he was “thinking of a master plan” but did it come to fruition?.
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Andy St.Clair
11 months
That earthquake alert was like a lot of LA…. late.
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Andy St.Clair
1 year
Imagine this: David Muir has Christian McCaffrey. Some dude in his league has Jordan Mason. He's texting David right now "CHECK THE SITE! GOOD OFFER. LASTS FOR ONLY ONE MORE HOUR!".
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Andy St.Clair
1 year
Is David Muir checking his fantasy football waiver wire at the commercial break? I have to know!.
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Andy St.Clair
1 year
RT @PierreJouet: My mum is at end of life with Alzheimer’s, 99% non-verbal, but Coldplay just came on the radio and she looked me in the ey….
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Andy St.Clair
1 year
I assume Vin is short for Vinegar Diesel.
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Andy St.Clair
1 year
I hope Jeff Daniels knee heals after that injury in Phoenix last night. What a great actor and basketball coach.
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Andy St.Clair
1 year
RT @platinombrero: tatted up tall and lean white boy. all we gotta do is get him to date dua lipa and we’re cooking with gas.
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Andy St.Clair
1 year
RT @MaxPartyzone: MPZ is back! With a podcast????.
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Andy St.Clair
2 years
Earthquake twitter! Let’s go:
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Andy St.Clair
2 years
Last time it was SF vs KC in the Super Bowl…. COVID happened two weeks later. Goooooo. LIONSSSS.
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