Charles Barkley is a national resource.

Some evidence of minor sidewalk rain damage.

Just read an incredible tweet. ❤️.

A24 films are like women. Love looking at them, don’t understand anything I’m watching.

Bread and butter is my bread and butter.

Big mistake. Accidentally went to sleep listening to the White Noise soundtrack instead of my white noise playlist. Woke up very confused. I’m still confused. Curse you, Noah Baumbach!.

I’m not going to be the first guy I know to wear a fedora. But I sure wouldn’t mind being the last.

Can someone print this out for me?

It’s hot outside.

New toothbrush arrived. Went with the medium instead of the soft bristles this time.

Hearing rumors that @JeffsTableLA is now delivering. Could be big, folks.

Nice. I like trains.

Just learned that “basta” means “enough” in Italian. Awfully close to “pasta.” Recipe for disaster if you ask me.

Feels like it’s getting a little cooler, but that might just be in my head. The ol’ noggin is thinking fall thoughts.

I’m giving today a nickname. Haze McArthur.

I’m just about maxed out on articles about pickle ball, folks. One or two more, and then let’s wrap this trend up.

I wish there were more fog around, so I could say things like “lotta fog” and “foggy day” more.

I get this. Nice joke.

Dinner lived up to expectations.