laureb
@starwarned
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crybaby, lovergirl, knucklehead, goober, dumbass. often nsfw!! 💒 @mostlymaudlin 💒
she/they // 25+
Joined May 2023
when Phil Lester actually has the Neil josten hair colour that nobody acknowledges 😂
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can someone pls burn down my wife’s place of work so that she can home and hang out w me
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I HAVE BEEN MADE TO PROTECT YOU!!!!! EVEN IN DEATH I WILL FIND A WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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when waterfalls comes out in 1994 karen puts mike in a straitjacket
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first base is befriending a fandom friend. second base is hardcore dedication to Sunday Movies. third base… i shan’t say 💦. fourth base is marriage
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me & @starwarned every sunday on discord for 2 years
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bottom: oh my god, he's so deep inside me, fuck please don't ever stop please please please top: I need to kill myself. I need to kill myself as soon as possible. my dad was right about me. God damn it. fuck
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