Idk man I think we’re kinda losing the plot

19….

they should make a social media platform that's joyous and splendid

Forgot there was a maintenance guy in my house and I’ve been loudly farting the whole time

when a puppy sort of looks like an old man. well that means a lot to me

Is this good

Got to the airport early and my flight got delayed 5 hours

Shove Everything Off Of Your Nightstand #ShoveEverythingOffOfYourNightstand

I like how baseball coaches dress up like they’re playing too. So cute. I think all coaches should do that. I wanna see a football coach on the sideline with a guardian cap on

I’ve decided to put auto capitalization back on. #old #oldhead #ilovegrammar #capitalletterswag

horrible arduous work task i put off for a week only took me 18 minutes

i think two factor authentication is going too far. i'm not sure i need to verify my identity to use the dunkin donuts app. i don't think anyone in the history of the world has tried to hack into someone's dunkin donuts app. the dunkin donuts app. donuts

overheard two guys debating whether i was a twink or a woman

i don’t like the phrase photo dump. much too vulgar (sounds like poop!!!) i am not dumping anything on you. i am letting you journey into my beautiful world…..

the tv at my seat on my flight today didn’t work so the nice flight attendant gave me extra cookies

https://t.co/XqpIi6CVTO

labubu sounds like slang for vagina

i don't want EIGHT HUNDRED i want like 10. what the hell

i had a tiramisu flavored lindt lindor truffle and it was the most scrumptious and decadent morsel i've ever eaten in my life but they only sell them individually for bulk purchases in their stores. its like they're trying to kill me. lindt you are trying to kill me

i can’t believe in the span of a couple years we went from “a woman being mad doesn’t mean she’s on her period” to “when i’m in my luteal phase i’m a sad stupid weak pathetic little baby idiot loser girl 🥺 and when i’m ovulating i’m a dumb animal 😍❤️”