
quinn ☁️
@starkillling
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pookie collector and self-hater. dm for permission to speak about andrew minyard. ✦ aftg, hsr, 2ha, & some others. ✦ @hitchups♡ ✦ 18+ ✦ ic: linskiiii1
27. they/them. lesbian. usa. ✦
Joined April 2017
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an aftgstruggles like and one (1) single bookmark it’s over for me
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to be fair though if i hadnt read it i wouldnt have met all of my friends which i’d be suffering a great loss of
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i feel like i was finally able to catch up on a fair amount of work today… aughhhh
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[sn: “sui/cide”] anyways now you owe steve bisciotti 80% of your contract salary w/ the panthers but what matters is that you’re alive and in love with your bf. oh look out there’s a blossoming relationship btwn some guy and an ex-ravens player on the LA chargers (the end)
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super bowl comes the panthers and ravens face off (this is unrealistic bc both teams are horseshit). ravens lose and lamar jackson commits su/icide because his team is so bad (not unlikely irl). john harbaugh steps down from head coach and/or gets fired. (also not unlikely) (5/?)
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beat the shit out of you. you come back and your situationship with your defensive lineman fires up. and then not much later your dad kidnaps you and takes you back to baltimore where you almost die. but your uncle ends up rescuing you and you go back to the panthers. (4/?)
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this entire time you’re actively being hunted by your dad who owes the ravens owner steve biscotti and head coach john harbaugh a debt because your dumbass ran away. anyways then you end up spending summer training camp in baltimore where john harbaugh and lamar jackson (3/?)
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the ravens but instead you ended up with the carolina panthers, an objectively bad team, where you run into other players who were affected by the ravens. there you end up falling in love with one of your mysterious defensive linemen who has a lot of trauma. (2/?)
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i literally have no idea where i would begin with this but imagine that the baltimore ravens are actually the mafia (also imagine they have a perfect record and arent 1-5) and they have an underground mafia ring disguised as their team. you were supposed to be drafted by (1/?)
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my @aftgexchange for littlefoldedpaperstars on tumblr! (: it’s a bit experimental lol i hope everyone thinks it’s quirky and fun anyways https://t.co/8Gxu5MGO0H
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