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the sawfam annual gingerbread competition from last place to first (a thread):
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not pictured: perez on the ground dying from laughter
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10th- just enjoys himself w/ his creative nature; once he can’t get the other roof part to stay up, he writes on it and says ‘hey mark it’s your house’ and is promptly covered in powdered sugar – 4/10 but jill gives him an extra point for making mark mad – final score 5/10
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3rd - knows her works always speaks for itself, lost a bet on what colors she was allowed to use, inside knowledge that jill likes tall houses the most, lynn cheers her on the entire time; is the reason molten sugar is banned from the competition, brings her own blowtorch :),9/10
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lost special agent! reward if found! responds to:
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1st - planned on winning, smug af, doubly impressive bc he only uses like 3 tools and 2 decorations, no one knows how he did it bc he assembled it all in like the last 5 minutes, john and will talk to him about it for hours, everyone else makes plans to top him next year 10/10
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13th; planning since january, tested once a month, everything planned, except amanda switches out his icing; it stays together til judging then collapses; 45 minutes of coaxing from strahm for him to unbarricade himself 3/10 (wins a consolation prize for being the most delicious)
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12th - focuses too much on details and not the structure itself so she just ends up with pretty cookies of which she breaks almost all of when the frosting gets stuck in the bag; has a breakdown but "it's not about the frosting"; happy to be here and be included 4.5/10
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2nd-doesn’t plan on losing but zepps distraction costs him time; plans to ruin zepp next year; when he comes in second he gets upset because john is deciding vote; amanda pulls the hammer from his hand to prevent total chaos so they don’t repeat the previous year 9.5/10
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8th - surprisingly finds the whole thing therapeutic; doesn’t get extravagant with it, believes simpler is better; keeps to himself and doesn’t let anyone touch his supplies and uses a lot of frosting to cover up mistakes; wishes they made smaller candy canes; 7/10
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6th - makes it look easy but is panicking from the moment the clock starts; gets the best tools and decorations first; doesn’t want to look like she wants to win but she wants to win; satisfied with her house and that she beats peter and hoffman; 8/10 (john loves the icicles!)
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4th - works very hard and it shows, everyone offers to help him and amanda pushes strahm down the line to be next to him, was excited to do something untraditional; his black frosting dyes everyone’s tongues and teeth; is so proud of his work that he can’t stop smiling 8.5/10
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14th: gets really excited and starts doing everything all at once without realizing there is no amount of icing that could hold it together; he’s still very proud of it and so is schenk and that more important than any actual judging (a+ in enthusiasm from jill tho) 2/10
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11th - struggles the whole time; very anxious to do well; tries to sabotage lawrence but fails; adam sets his house on fire in retaliation withe a blowtorch a minute before judging starts; next year he vows for redemption 5/10
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"hmm...can't find the northwest passage but seems you can find the fucking audacity, frauncis."
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in last place and pretends he doesn’t care but he does; left for a smoke break 5 minutes in and came back with 5 minutes left after getting into a fight on the phone with his ex; only got a score because he demanded it; 1/10 simply because they could be considered a structure
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7th - hogs the green and black food dye; sticks her elbows out to give her more room; keeps her tools in her apron and wears headphones the whole time; pretends she doesn’t want to win but she does; prouder than ever when john compliments her design and inclusion of metal 7.5/10
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#chainshipping
: hey what if there was a more horrible reason lawrence sees adam every time he closes his eyes 😇
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hickey asking irving about different parts of the ship:
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9th - won’t stop talking to zeke who is on the complete other end of the workshop so no one knows how he manages to makes such a nice house; thinks he’s going to win but underestimates his competition and the judges criteria (“lacking creativity” – william easton) 5.5/10
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5th - doesn’t want to win but is proud of his work still, enjoys watching everyone work and scheme and sabotage, made a special saw that cuts gingerbread perfectly, his daughter told how to design his house and he follows it perfectly; secretly rooting for eleanor to win 8.5/10
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me reading my own fic and thinking “this bitch gets me” before realizing i’m the bitch
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ground rules:
must be some type of structure
must be standing at time of judgement
sabotage is not encouraged but is not illegal
most important ~ have fun!!!
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@fangfilet
*cue jokes about hoffman limping* and hoffman losing after a while it like "yeah i wish!" and everyone going silent
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“i bet you’re wondering how i got here, aren’t you? well it all started over the summer…”
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