First I go pee (sitting down). Then I immediately fund the next 20 seasons of Total Drama Island and a 6teen reboot.

Trump said he'd release the Epstein files, then refused, saying they're a Democratic hoax. EVERY House Republicans voted to block the release of the files. Now Trump wants PIECES of the Grand Jury testimony released, not the entire Grand Testimony . because. of course not. 🤣

Total Drama's animation director, Keith Oliver, did a brilliant job on the reboot and this scene is one of my favourites of the entire season. #TotalDramaIsland .#YouCantHitaManWithHisOwnBurrito.

Pierre Poilievre never managed to get his Security Clearance, but he did land himself a Misquoting Certificate and, oh boy, he uses the shit out of that thing. #NeverPoilievre.

After last season Meriläinen should be ranked ahead of Askarov. But even more ridiculous is ranking Greaves BELOW Fowler and Augustine.🤣 Honestly, I'd accept Greaves ahead of Meriläinen way more than Askarov. #GoSensGo #CBJ.

When MAGA rightfully points out Obama deported more people than Trump, they do it to suggest ICE protests are dumb, but what they're actually acknowledging is that you can deport (more) people without sending battalions of heavily armed, unidentifiable men into cities. ✅.

The reason Biden didn't release the files is because it names top level Democrats and Republicans and the fallout would plummet America into complete chaos. The reason Trump won't release it is because he's named. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles.

I want to start a podcast called “Bygone Beatings” where I interview people who, as children, beat up now-infamous people when they were also children. Looking to chat with anyone who ever punched out: Ted Cruz, Jesse Watters, or Brett Kavanaugh. Any help would be appreciated.

RT @GhostedAisle: @BasementLoner @Acyn I miss the days of pedophiles going to prison, not the Oval Office.

With 6 of Ottawa's 14 back-to-backs happening between December 20th and February 3rd, then another 3 between March 14th and 24th, their DEPTH is going to be a huge factor. As will the health of Ullmark and Meriläinen. #GoSensGo.

RT @RGBAtlantica: Bonnie Chritchley’s riding office is now Open. #BattleRiverCrowfoot riding is not a done deal for Poilievre. // She need….

RT @Garnet_2203: “We did it Alberta! We’re No. 1! …” 👇👇👇video credit @Lisab09231 👇#alberta #measlesoutbreak #antivaxx #DanielleSmithIsUnfit….

RT @fred_guttenberg:

After ICE raids every farm, factory and construction site, America will still need cheap labor. And it’ll be your uneducated kid working for next to nothing cause you didn’t have the money for private school. But don’t worry, the rich kids will be fine. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace.

These are weird and fun choices.

Poilievre isn't even campaigning in Battle River-Crowfoot 🤣 Doesn't care about you and sure as hell won't represent you. CF veteran Bonnie Critchley lives there, cares, and will pick up the phone when you call. 👉

Kurek ran to represent #battlerivercrowfoot only to slap them in the face by IMMEIDATELY stepping down for Poilievre who WILL NEVER give those residents a second thought after the election. Bonnie Critchley is a resident, 22 year CF veteran and a great candidate! .#VoteCritchley

“Why the mask, are you sick?”.Nope. I’m just a guy who reads.

I can’t believe Mel Gibson hacked Elmo’s twitter account!.

RT @kananaskinyeti: People aren’t mad at you for wearing a mask, they are mad at you for ruining the illusion.

When Trump orders the US military to start shooting their fellow citizens or perhaps Canadians, I hope they take a moment to consider who the actual enemy is.