Matt Parker
@standupmaths
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#1 best-selling author, also maths clown. Videos: https://t.co/sCfGSvTU9u Also over here: https://t.co/3kB1s6vWs5
London, UK
Joined November 2009
Still an epsilon number of seats left for tomorrow night's Big London Show which don't have the view blocked by a safety rail. That said: I promise to move around the stage so much that no one rail can block me for long. https://t.co/g0KQKCMadN
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If you’re watching the Women’s Rugby World Cup quarterfinals on the BBC: yes, that was me crunching some numbers! (Just after 112:30.)
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My trigonometry book Love Triangle is now out in paperback in the USA!
What if we told you that triangles are what make our lives possible? In his #1 International Bestseller, LOVE TRIANGLE, @standupmaths says we should show a little more appreciation for this 3-cornered, 3-sided polygon 🥰📐 LOVE TRIANGLE is now in paperback. Start reading today!
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I had to print 8,000 flyers. I know how generate print files using python. This felt unavoidable.
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Photo of the only critic to give me a one star review. ★ ‘Not enough treats and none of it was outdoors.’ - Skylab the Dog https://t.co/tMW6btimPS
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Sure, my show is getting good reviews. But did I mention that the venue is also air conditioned? See you in there Edinburgh! https://t.co/tMW6bthP0k
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Sadly, my show at the #EdFringe has been can cancelled tonight because the wind is consistently above the safety rating of the venue awnings. Which leaves a mere 21 shows left to go.
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My friend @mathgrrl needs you to crochet granny square motifs based on cellular automata. Details here: https://t.co/VYplNMJkdk
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Tour sales are going well! Shows are not until October but 24% of all tickets are gone. Watch out if you're in Swindon: that show is over half sold; Leeds and North Finchley both > ⅓ gone.
standupmaths.com
Matt does super-nerdy shows all around the world. His calendar of performances is below but you should also check out Festival of the Spoken Nerd and An Evening of Unnecessary Detail.
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Nothing focuses the mind to finish writing a show like already being a “pick of best stand up”. Minimal pressure then. https://t.co/2oJviXHjLC
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Probably a better use of your time is to book tickets to see me: - at the Edinburgh Fringe https://t.co/tMW6btimPS - on tour around the UK https://t.co/fwOeskddRw
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The Moon Pi kickstarter ends in about 24 hours. But don't worry, we are fully funded. So I guess, there's 24 hours to give me more money I don't need. https://t.co/dfhGoFauQ0 That said, teachers can still sign up for free here:
pi.space
Matt Parker is going to calculate pi on the moon. But he needs your help. Join the Kickstarter to become a Mathstronaut and have your name sent to the Moon (and potentially receive your own value of...
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I’m celebrating with a semi-unrelated gig in London tonight! Come and see me try new material with the excellent @bechillcomedian and friends.
museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com
We take only the freshest material from our line-up of carefully curated comics and give it a mix, so YOU can pick which jokes you’d like to hear.…
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It’s publication day! Love Triangle is now out in paperback. A book about angles is finally capable of bending.
penguin.co.uk
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It’s finally happening! I will be at the European Spreadsheet Risks Interest Group annual conference! See sum(you all) there.
Join us for two days of research, reflection, and some surprisingly entertaining spreadsheet talk. Dates: July 10–11, 2025 Location: Greenwich, London tickets: https://t.co/gx2ximNB8o
#EuSpRIG2025 #spreadsheets #datascience #AI #riskmanagement
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We thought we’d sold out but the fine people at The Capitol, Melbourne managed to find 60 extra chairs somewhere. Now on sale. So if you want to see the show tomorrow: you’re in luck!
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Other promo for USA people! A teaching mate of mine Grant Gussman is now doing virtual tutoring for math, science and a bunch of other STEM things. Check it out:
virtualphysicstutoring.com
Master STEM
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Promo time! I'll be at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe #EdFringe from 30 July to 25 August. Please come along. It's 6:30pm in the Pleasance Courtyard, which means I'm up against the best of the comedy best. But I did call my show "Getting Triggy With It".
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