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#1 best-selling author, also maths clown. Videos: https://t.co/sCfGSvTU9u Also over here: https://t.co/3kB1s6vWs5

London, UK
Joined November 2009
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Matt Parker
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My trigonometry book Love Triangle is now out in paperback in the USA!.
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Riverhead Books
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What if we told you that triangles are what make our lives possible? In his #1 International Bestseller, LOVE TRIANGLE, @standupmaths says we should show a little more appreciation for this 3-cornered, 3-sided polygon 🥰📐. LOVE TRIANGLE is now in paperback. Start reading today!
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Matt Parker
10 days
I had to print 8,000 flyers. I know how generate print files using python. This felt unavoidable.
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If your life was a movie, what genre would it be?.
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Matt Parker
13 days
Photo of the only critic to give me a one star review. ★.‘Not enough treats and none of it was outdoors.’.- Skylab the Dog.
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Matt Parker
18 days
Sure, my show is getting good reviews. But did I mention that the venue is also air conditioned? See you in there Edinburgh!
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Matt Parker
25 days
Sadly, my show at the #EdFringe has been can cancelled tonight because the wind is consistently above the safety rating of the venue awnings. Which leaves a mere 21 shows left to go.
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Matt Parker
1 month
My friend @mathgrrl needs you to crochet granny square motifs based on cellular automata. Details here:
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Matt Parker
1 month
Tour sales are going well! Shows are not until October but 24% of all tickets are gone. Watch out if you're in Swindon: that show is over half sold; Leeds and North Finchley both > ⅓ gone.
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Matt does super-nerdy shows all around the world. His calendar of performances is below but you should also check out Festival of the Spoken Nerd and An Evening of Unnecessary Detail.
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Matt Parker
2 months
Nothing focuses the mind to finish writing a show like already being a “pick of best stand up”. Minimal pressure then.
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Matt Parker
2 months
Probably a better use of your time is to book tickets to see me:.- at the Edinburgh Fringe - on tour around the UK
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Matt Parker
2 months
The Moon Pi kickstarter ends in about 24 hours. But don't worry, we are fully funded. So I guess, there's 24 hours to give me more money I don't need. That said, teachers can still sign up for free here:
pi.space
Matt Parker is going to calculate pi on the moon. But he needs your help. Join the Kickstarter to become a Mathstronaut and have your name sent to the Moon (and potentially receive your own value of...
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Matt Parker
2 months
@Waterstones Fine. This is now my favourite cover quote @FryRsquared.
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Matt Parker
2 months
Good placement @Waterstones !
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Matt Parker
2 months
I’m celebrating with a semi-unrelated gig in London tonight! Come and see me try new material with the excellent @bechillcomedian and friends.
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We take only the freshest material from our line-up of carefully curated comics and give it a mix, so YOU can pick which jokes you’d like to hear.…
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Matt Parker
2 months
It’s publication day! Love Triangle is now out in paperback. A book about angles is finally capable of bending.
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penguin.co.uk
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Matt Parker
3 months
It’s finally happening! I will be at the European Spreadsheet.Risks Interest Group annual conference! See sum(you all) there.
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Dr Simon Thorne
4 months
Join us for two days of research, reflection, and some surprisingly entertaining spreadsheet talk. Dates: July 10–11, 2025. Location: Greenwich, London. tickets: #EuSpRIG2025 #spreadsheets #datascience #AI #riskmanagement.
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Matt Parker
5 months
We thought we’d sold out but the fine people at The Capitol, Melbourne managed to find 60 extra chairs somewhere. Now on sale. So if you want to see the show tomorrow: you’re in luck!
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Matt Parker
5 months
Other promo for USA people! A teaching mate of mine Grant Gussman is now doing virtual tutoring for math, science and a bunch of other STEM things. Check it out:
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virtualphysicstutoring.com
Master STEM
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Matt Parker
5 months
Promo time! I'll be at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe #EdFringe from 30 July to 25 August. Please come along. It's 6:30pm in the Pleasance Courtyard, which means I'm up against the best of the comedy best. But I did call my show "Getting Triggy With It".
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Matt Parker
11 months
Primary teachers! This maths enrichment day for year 5 at the Ri will be excellent. 10 February 2025 featuring @robeastaway and @ZoeLGriffiths. Details:
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Matt Parker
1 year
Hey USA: the only place you can order signed copies of Love Triangle is from the fantastic independent bookshop @greenlightbklyn . I signed a stack for them when I was in NYC. Order here and put “signed copy please” in the notes. Ships US-wide.
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AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!An ode to triangles, the shape that makes our lives possible   Trigonometry is perhaps the most essential concept humans have ever devised. The simple yet...
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