Daniel Lambert
@stamlambert
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Ate lots a chips up the Model me duck. Liked pies from the maaarkit on a Friday. Had a good foo parnts in Centrals. Died in Stamford. Gave me name to Daniels
Joined May 2013
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Full to the brim of airter tairners on a bleddy Wensdey nairt. Fair play duckies. Maybes Greggses were rairt to shut dairn.
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Maaarkit day and the noos that Greggses is back. What a day me ducks.
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Gino best not run airt of Mr Whippy by the time I get to the bleddy front.
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Breakfast on the Toosday after Easter. We ‘ent done yet buhs.
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Absolutely Bleddy blinding is this fella dairn the Hight Street. I’ve had a foo of his Souvlakis with chips and that’s a bleddy Good Fridey already.
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Cheeky sods won’t let Big Dan on that roide airtside the Burghley.
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Maaarkit on in tairn, sun shining and confirmation that Greggses is coming back dairn the High St. Happy Bleddy Friday.
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Noo shop in tairn. Rairt where Chantrells used to sell pizza sloices for abairt 37p. Bring back the bleddy bakeries.
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Ha classic ‘ent it. Had to be that or:. C0rN33tt0.W71PPY B0H.NARN1Y NA1NE.
Love his number plate.
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Pancakes, choc-late, lemon, fruit, sugar and a cheeky foo parnts. All on a Toosdey. Bleddy boodiful.
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Tairn is too fancy for a Greggses these days. Nelson’s far better though to be fair, but it’s a bit dearer, ent it.
@stamlambert Thasrigggt. We ain’t seen a Greggses for about 10 year. Us Stamfordians have to go to boro where there’s one every 45 yards.
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Bleddy Nora me ducks. Bromsgrove fans are throwing bags a Greggs at Daniels players. That’s bleddy ironic that, Ent it?! .Pass them my ways duckies….
Had a lot of things thrown at me during my time in non league, never thought I would have a @GreggsOfficial bag thrown at me. Empty one as well, gutted. Love a 🍒🍒🍒 iced bun.
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All you can eat me duckies at that curry hairse on Broad St. They’ll regret that next time I’m dairn the maaarkit on a Friday lunchtime
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Happy Noo Year me duckies. Celebrate with a foo parnts tonairt and a foo chips, some tates and a pork pie from Nelsonses tomerrer.
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Thass rairt. ‘Got a foo people coming rairnd for Christmas so I’m off dairn Nelsonses to get one of their bleddy big Turkeys’.
@stamlambert Also - ‘I’m of to Nelsonses for a pork pie and a foo chipolatas’.
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