the animated corpse of stained hanes
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DIY psyops | Author | It's All One Thing™ - https://t.co/fceSN2e5tm | DM for signed copies
Queens, NY
Joined July 2025
Every day reminds us that birds fly, grass grows, fish swim, all dogs go to Heaven except pit bulls and transitioning is dress rehearsal for suicide. Why? Because real life is hilarious It's All One Thing™ - Vol. II of the I Told You So Trilogy out now https://t.co/r08uhPVjKX
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The obvious has never been as hilariously or relentlessly rephrased! Transitioning is dress rehearsal for suicide, H1B infinijeets are a scourge to life itself and the latest separation of the truth...
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Intrigued, but no more astounded by this world
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WHO HAS THE PICTURE OF ELON MUSK LOOKING LIKE AN ALIEN ON SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE THE PHOTO IS AT LEAST 20 YEARS OLD alienmusk.jpg
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Look, get off my back that's what it said on the cartridge
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>enter new arena >no music at all >just local sound ambience >primary thing you hear is a strong, lonely wind >bonus points if it's a wintery environment >or if you're on a bridge/cliff/tower high over something Chrono Trigger did this very well, as did Final Fantasy III
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@stevenmackeyman The reason I’m in America along with so many critical people who built SpaceX, Tesla and hundreds of other companies that made America strong is because of H1B. Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot
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I respect Israel's right to exist without American tax dollars
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@stained__hanes Does it even matter if theyre gonna aerosolize us and put mrna vaccines into food now anyway 🤷♂️ "What is a patent" - starring matt walsh
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@stained__hanes I always imagined the ER would be like Scrubs tv show 😅 Surgery docs way chill than others though. Surgeons on netflix is pretty good too
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Most Americans work dead end jobs that pay around $30-40k a year before taxes, about $15-20k a year after taxes. That's also assuming no debt, child support, alimony, medical bills, etc. Everyone thinks the average American male is well off. They aren't they're basically slaves
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I feel with all the microplastics in the ecosystem, if it doesnt kill us, we're just going to look like living action figures and barbie dolls @stained__hanes @GunboatGoat
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Reminder:
Are you Homoborgenesis Y / N ?
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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you
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I also ask single Moms with their mixed race kids if they; "Want me to add Dad as an emergency contact?" Their faces always sink and they look away as they tell me no in embarrassment
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It just seems like I'm genuinely trying to figure out who's here with the patient. They know I called them old and I watch them contemplate to themselves if they look ugly and hag-like
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