Mike.
@staebz
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Designer / Musician / Smartass / Cubs Fan
Cedar Falls, IA
Joined August 2009
@realDailyWire Bernie Sanders fills-in for @joerogan ONE TIME and this happens @elonmusk @berniesanders
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“Drive safe!” is the nicest way of saying PLS DONT DIE IN A CAR CRASH!!!
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Dear everyone, Your Snapchat bitmoji is a lot better looking than you are irl, jussayin.
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Shiiit I was social distancing way back in ‘95 yo. Ain’t nothin new 👫👫🏿_________⛔️😎⛔️___________👫👫🏿
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My favorite part of Home Alone is the part where Kevin’s parents forget him and then he’s all alone and then those two dudes come and try to get in but he sets a buncha traps and they can’t get in 😂🤣 LOL
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If Cornell Pemsl would’ve chosen a better jersey number, he could’ve been a #2 Pemsl #iowabasketball
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A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻
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Whoa. And here I am over here thinking it was OJ Simpson 😞
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I thought my Bud Light was missing something. Don’t worry, I fixed it. #cornsyrup #ANF #SuperBowlAds
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Ive never met the man so I don’t want to say I hate Ryan Braun but also I hate Ryan Braun
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New kitty won't stop chewing on electric cords and cables. My 1st thought: kitty is not v smart. My 2nd thought: actually, if he knew a deadly stream of negatively charged particles flowed inside these rubber housings, he would be the smartest cat of all time
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