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Mike.

@staebz

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Designer / Musician / Smartass / Cubs Fan

Cedar Falls, IA
Joined August 2009
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@staebz
Mike.
2 years
Is Boog drunk rn?
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@ifonlytimeline
If Only
4 years
@realDailyWire Bernie Sanders fills-in for @joerogan ONE TIME and this happens @elonmusk @berniesanders
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@staebz
Mike.
5 years
“Drive safe!” is the nicest way of saying PLS DONT DIE IN A CAR CRASH!!!
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@staebz
Mike.
5 years
I dunno guys I’m still undecided 🤔
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@staebz
Mike.
5 years
Are whistles really even that clean tho
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@staebz
Mike.
6 years
Dear everyone, Your Snapchat bitmoji is a lot better looking than you are irl, jussayin.
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@staebz
Mike.
6 years
Shiiit I was social distancing way back in ‘95 yo. Ain’t nothin new 👫👫🏿_________⛔️😎⛔️___________👫👫🏿
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@staebz
Mike.
6 years
My favorite part of Home Alone is the part where Kevin’s parents forget him and then he’s all alone and then those two dudes come and try to get in but he sets a buncha traps and they can’t get in 😂🤣 LOL
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@staebz
Mike.
6 years
If Cornell Pemsl would’ve chosen a better jersey number, he could’ve been a #2 Pemsl #iowabasketball
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Mike.
6 years
Why is no one talking about Ryan Zimmerman’s dickie
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@bnegan7
Ben
6 years
A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻
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Mike.
6 years
John Gruden got fat.
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@staebz
Mike.
7 years
Whoa. And here I am over here thinking it was OJ Simpson 😞
@splinter_news
Splinter is on Bluesky
7 years
Did you know the nodding meme guy is Robert freakin' Redford??? https://t.co/EOAtfLb1cB
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@koshiz
KenzO
7 years
I thought my Bud Light was missing something. Don’t worry, I fixed it. #cornsyrup #ANF #SuperBowlAds
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Mike.
7 years
The host is smarmy af #TheBachelor
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@staebz
Mike.
7 years
So I’m actually watching The Bachelor rn and I literally can’t even.
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Mike.
7 years
I’ve never been to northern India. I Nepalogize.
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@staebz
Mike.
7 years
Ive never met the man so I don’t want to say I hate Ryan Braun but also I hate Ryan Braun
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@staebz
Mike.
7 years
New kitty won't stop chewing on electric cords and cables. My 1st thought: kitty is not v smart. My 2nd thought: actually, if he knew a deadly stream of negatively charged particles flowed inside these rubber housings, he would be the smartest cat of all time
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