OMG, Erika, I'm only on Twitter right now for your updates ❤️❤️❤️ and I'm snuggling up with my copy of White Horse and my peppermint tea!.

just to be clear, moral qualms about this platform, not horror movies.

Putting aside my moral qualms to ask for horror movie recs for tonight. I have netflix, hulu, amazon, disney +, and HBO.

RT @PCC_CMWH: Did a community college help get you where you are today?

On the weekends, Taylor dresses for revenge, and I dress for the Little Gym.

Midnights except my version is called 9:30, and the music video is like me selling a high chair on Facebook Marketplace and then going to bed.

Update: I'm either about to sell the DuoDiner high chair, or I'm about to get murdered. It's 9:30 at night.

@josietolin *tray. You put this thing in the washing machine, and it's like "what baby ever ate in this?" Did I even save the manual? You bet I did @josietolin. But what I should have saved was my own life.

@josietolin, trying to sell a Graco DuoDiner high chair is probably going to lead to my murder. The mystery is why I thought $40 was worth giving strange people on Facebook my address. I think I wanted someone else to enjoy that detachable try and booster capability. But now. .

If you need to research unreliable narrators, allow me to suggest Facebook marketplace.

hiiiii @p_p_st I remember you!.

My students email me CW, then an hour later email being like "OMG, I submitted it because I was too excited to wait!" Then two hours later, they email again and say, "Prof. Egan. I should have waited." And I'm like, "Welcome to a lifetime of this cycle.".

Me reading to my 4 y.o.: See honey? Sky, high, and guy all rhyme. 4 y.o.: So does die.

My work email is all like "The FBI will be here TODAY." Then I opened the email, and it's like, "to talk about cybersecurity.".

Me to him: hey, did you mean to compliment my hair?.

Nice, Fair, Knowledgeable, Resourceful, Comprehensive, Cheery, Quick, and Understanding. ❤️😭.

New student evals ask students to describe professors in 3 words. All my words: Intelligent, Kind, Helpful, Fun, Hard-working, Determined, Inspiring, Motivated, Committed, Respectful, Reasonable, Excellent, Wonderful, Effective, Understanding, Clear. .

STFU Tidal.

Me dropping hints: My shirt is wrinkled, and there's an iron in here, but I don't know how to use one of those. do you??.