Feeling lonely and out of place at this party. I quietly retreat to the corner, backing into a tall potted ficus. Its frond brushes gently at my shoulder. I swing at it with a decisive right hook because I think it's a bee.

Krogh try be good guy but no understand orc woman. Krogh bring her flower but it not thoughtful enough. Ok, bring her Krogh favorite axe. She not swing it right, so Krogh show her right way, but now she say go home, no want talk. Too much pressure on Krogh.

Everyone else in the exit row is allowed to give a verbal yes but they always make me bleat like a goat instead.

RT @stackofbears: (first day impersonating a doctor) I need you to go home. Eat a fibrous vegetable. Forget all these nasty thoughts. A kid….

We've conquered the orange and taken its juice. The apple, too - its juice is ours. But still the lowborn pebble thwarts our efforts, and we know not yet the zest of its sweet milk. Due pity to all us fools who would seek to juice the world.

(calmly reclining in therapist's office) As far back as I can remember, I've always respected the Altoid.

Wish I could make one of those "LBJ if he were still alive" posts, but sadly I've never met the man.

In warlock chat: Who else Amulet keep them up all night 🤣. To my most loyal underling: I fear the Amulet no longer calls out to me. .

I'm one with my breath on the freeway. Struck by sudden insight, I'm realizing the oneness of all beings. I'm breaking out into laughter over it, I'm sideswiping a Ram truck and causing a five minute slowdown. You are still on the fastest route, despite heavier than usual traffic.

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(selecting COWORKER FAREWELL in my neural implant) Well, I'm heading out, have a nice weekend! (selecting RECREATION MODE) Error. User has nothing to go home to.

The secret to living a happy life is to "go about your day". There's really nothing that compares to this.

Keep the change? Hah. My friend, the Buddha might tell you change is the only thing we CAN keep. Put your disgusting money away.

Oh, grain! Just one groam of it would have me grinning with delight

Grains! Oh, goody, I've got grains in my lunch tin today, what a joy! Wouldn't you look? Wouldn't you look here and see? Oh, what fun!.

I went to high school with this kid who would always leave eraser shavings on his desk, which I sat at next period. I hated him, I would say such horrible things. Then one day he left an impeccably-shaded sketch of a boat, the same one I now captain for a commercial cruise line.

Direct message? I don't know about that. A circuitous one will do.

That's. You're just full of surprises, aren't you? Because it's Day Of Total Honesty, I have to admit - the idea scares me. Besides. How would we even get to Demon Village?. ▷(Walk) There's a hidden tunnel behind Magic Anne's Curio Mart. ▷(Rock) I'll use the Stones.

I. had no idea. That's so shameful, but I know you had to speak true on Day of Total Honesty. However. What should we do about it?. ▷(Endure) The cretins take what they will. ▷(Detour) Let's away to Demon Village, where lives a demon whose poultice can soothe any ill.

Oh my God, it looks infected. I knew this was a bad idea. We need to get you to a doctor. ▷(Lose your temper) You need to stop telling me what to do. ▷(Bare your soul) I don't trust doctors, nurses, shamans, or spiritual healers. They are frightening to me.

Oh. I hope one day you can change your life for the better, okay?. (Approaching the next day) Hey! You had me worried. So. Did anything happen?. ▷(Minimize) Not much to speak of. ▷(Be frank) One of the cretins gnawed my finger down to the distal interphalangeal joint.