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The world turns on its axis—one man works, while another relaxes.
Joined August 2011
My new band MESSY INSIDES are playing this Saturday at the Last Chance (in case you: happen to see this, are in Melbourne, enjoy fast music, and do not have a long held dislike of me)
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ios update has made the cover of the Nailbomb album do a creepy AI blink — who exactly is this for??
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Based on body language it looked like the guy next to me on the train was having an argument over text and then I saw what one of the messages said and he had written “we MUST kill the infinite jester”
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Just remembered these sound guys setting up the PA for a show I booked 1000 years ago having this conversation where one insisted that he had been at a Motörhead show that was so loud it collapsed the toilet while a guy was in there and he was crushed to death
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Tomorrow — MESSY INSIDES 12 song set runs for a generous 11 minutes or so
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Reading Sally Rooney but covered in the dust jacket of a Celine book so that it looks like I am being problematic rather than performative
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I have a feeling I am going to keep thinking about some of these for the rest of my life
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(guy who just looked after his own daughter for two hours) single parents should be given one million dollars annually in perpetuity
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Screaming this at the top of my lungs to the magician at a child’s birthday party
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I have been reading a collection of Flannery O’Connor short stories and it makes me feel remarkably like being very slowly punched very hard in the stomach in a stinking hot and arid environment
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MESSY INSIDES first show Dec 8 at Old Bar with Cenotaph from Mexico. We are pretty fast!!
Filled with childlike excitement at the prospect of doing a new band. Watch this space to see how quickly I am disabused of this notion as I am forced to remember what ‘band practice’ and ‘playing a show’ is like.
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So jarring when you’re listening to the minutemen and the jackass theme starts all of a sudden
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Look at this smug pig on a butcher’s sign I saw. Brother why are you so smug you are already dead.
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A pissed old man riding a bike who had a face tattoo just gave me the shaka when he went past and I instinctively returned it. I am walking my daughter home from daycare btw.
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