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never being serious ever

Joined April 2015
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@daltonleepruitt
Dalton Pruitt
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We need Talk Tuah now more than ever
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@CousinFaith
GEMINI ⚢ 🩺🪴📚
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@jiggyjayy2 And I’m so serious!
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@sliccmic
sliccmic 𖤐
21 days
im never going to yoga class high again i was in there feeling like
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
29 days
Ava Daniels headwriter-gate core #hacks
@yoshicrossing
owen!
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told too many people about a job i didn't get
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
3 months
Favourite Daughter x hacks/succession/industry/veep/kuwtk edit I made (it’s not the best but I had to turn my vision to life)
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
5 months
I love
@AddisonUpdatez
Addison Rae Updates
5 months
ADDISON RAE SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT CHARLI’S SET #Coachella
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@AddisonUpdatez
Addison Rae Updates
5 months
ADDISON RAE SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT CHARLI’S SET #Coachella
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
5 months
Notice how Flop McRae isn’t mentioned
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MAXIMUS
5 months
carlysnarly18 is in the ellaphant hall of fame
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
6 months
You’re telling me I’ve been sitting in suspense wondering what notif caused my phone to vibrate 10-times in rapid succession mid-movie bc I’m scared as soon as I take my phone out the movie theatre people will kick me out for no reason???
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
6 months
Around 60% of children use their phones while watching TV or movies at home, while 20% use their phones in movie theaters, according to a 2025 research.
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@girl7102
Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
8 months
Still gives me chills looking at him fly. You’re free now beautiful one
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
8 months
some celebrities are weird about people making eye contact w them so their assistants purposely tell people to not do it. If I was a celebrity my version of that would be smiling at me with teeth. It freaks me out. Smth about the primate in me takes it as a threat.
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
8 months
Those two days when the Matty Healy fan base was mad at me were the scariest days of my life
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
8 months
Shits got me feeling like a meth head But I ain’t got meth and I don’t get head
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
8 months
Pulling this out at the traffic stop
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
8 months
Sometimes it is so fucking fun to use your phone with the ringer/ sound effects on. Feel like I'm playing a slot machine. Every button you press makes a sound.
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
8 months
When I was in high school I did a dual credit vet med course (no idea why) and one of the main things I took away from it was that nobody in the veterinary industry respects Caeser Milan
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
8 months
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@ssaintmaximuss
MAXIMUS
8 months
Trying to put together a photo dump is embarrassing work. Like hey let me spend 15-20 min curating my bedside table and then snap 12 pics of it.
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