Squirrel
@squirrelyfury
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punk rocker. professional degenerate. offensive. vinyl collector. pin-up admirer. weird as fuck. cynic. tattooed from head to toe. Doubtlets.
cincinnati
Joined December 2010
in the process of proving some motherfuckers wrong. can’t wait to actually get paid to help other addicts.
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Dolphins who are being held captive have been known to commit suicide.
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Hey kids! It's Xmas eve. Anyway, Santa's not real and soon your parents will be dead. Enjoy Arbys
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I don't think I've tweeted in a year. Fuck 2016 it consisted of rehab, jail, rehab, jail, rehab, jail.
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Despite being an internationally renowned children's author, Dr. Seuss never had children of his own because he was terrified of them.
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According to one study, people who are in a bad mood spend more time searching social media for others who are doing worse than they are.
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If you play radio static, cut a ping-pong ball in half, tape the halves over your eyes and lie down, you'll start hallucinating.
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Hitler was scared of the dentist, loved to eat sweets, had feminine handwriting and was suspected of being gay. He also loved cheerleading.
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So they kicked you out of @McDonalds? Well, who cares? Time to head down to Arbys where everyone is as fucking disgusting as you Eat Arbys
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Statistically, no one loves you. No one has even ever heard of you. Enjoy Arbys, you completely irrelevant turd
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Mice were exposed to heavy metal music during a study to see how it affects them… they killed each other instead of completing the maze.
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Your mother is so fucking ashamed of you. But Arbys couldn't give less of a shit. Enjoy Arbys.
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Now that you're done with your Saturday morning abortion why not head on down to Arbys & put more questionable meat in you? Enjoy Arbys
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It rubs the Arbys on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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About 7,000 people are killed every year because of doctors' sloppy handwriting.
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When filming video at a concert using your phone, put a finger over your phone's microphone -- It'll sound clearer when you play it back.
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Roses are red violets are blue Love's an illusion Sentience too Nobody cares No one loves you back Please enjoy arbys Fade into black
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