David Squires
@squires_david
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Guardian, L'Equipe, 11FREUNDE and Little White Lies cartoonist, five-a-side gun for hire.
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For two days, my brain has been singing ‘COVID-19’ to the tune of ‘Come on Eileen’ and now you are infected too.
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I’m not on cartoon duty until next week, but here’s something I drew a couple of years ago, depicting Maradona skipping through the entirety of English history to score his second goal.
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I genuinely thought another mascot had been given the elbow.
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Here's this week's cartoon:
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I envy my partner’s complete lack of interest in football. When I told her England had lost on penalties, she consoled me by saying, “oh well, at least it went on longer, so you got to watch more football”.
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Here’s this week’s cartoon x
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Bold decision by the Bundesliga Highlights Show to hire Toast of London as a translator.
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Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cart
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Lol
For balance, this is how Maradona summed up Shilton in his book
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Here’s this week’s Guardian cartoon:
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Football is nothing without giant inflatable condiments 👏👏👏
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“You can throw all your parliamentary seats in the bin, because you won them all by cheating.”
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I am all for referees making decisions based on what would be the funniest outcome.
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Fuck off.
@squires_david
@Nigel_Farage
What a rude ignorant pig you are Squires. A Guardian reporter that talks like a gutter snipe. Shows how desperately low the trashy Guardian has sunk.
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It’s going to take something spectacular to happen in the next few days for Tuesday’s cartoon not to be about this legend:
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I want Eric Dier’s tackle on Sergio Ramos played at my funeral.
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Please don’t sack José until I have finished this week’s cartoon.
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I can’t remember why I drew this, but here’s Farmer Roy:
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@Lord_Sugar
No offence, Alan, but what you don’t understand could fill an oligarch’s superyacht.
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Thanks for all the messages of congratulation. Sadly, as we all know, Mourinho won’t go full emo until the third year of his contract. He has re-set to Smug José, which will last until at least the transfer window.
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“I’ve got a 32 inch plasma. You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document”
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When you’ve watched ten hours of football over the weekend and end up having to draw a cartoon about a non-substitution.
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Here’s this week’s Guardian cartoon, kids:
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Ten years after I drew this, the rodeo's rockin' harder than ever.
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Not the most important thing happening in the world right now, but this bag of coffee has a Pro Evolution Soccer player profile graph.
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Here’s this week’s cartoon.
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Happy birthday to Carlos Valderrama. Here’s an old cartoon I did for
@PicklesMagazine
based on a tweet by
@christotaylo
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Here's a clearer image of the T-shirt design I did for the Guardian Football weekly tour. The shirt's available to buy at the shows, and hopefully via the Guardian's online shop sooooon:
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
Celebrating victory .. Celebrating together!
Congratulations to
@ManCity
on winning the English
#PremierLeague
🏆👏
@Cityarabia
#ManCity
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Here’s this week’s cartoon, folks:
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Genuinely awful Australian politician tries to clamber aboard The Matildas bandwagon, watches the wrong match. In a tournament of beautiful moments, this might be the best one.
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DRAWING MOURINHO. WALKING MY DOG. LOOKING AFTER MY MENTAL HEALTH. IN THAT ORDER.
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No cartoon this week, I’m afraid. On Sunday morning, on an otherwise uneventful dog walk, I became a walking chew toy for a stray staffie who had taken umbrage to the existence of one of my small dogs. I got in between them, and came off worse for wear.
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I saw a man pissing in the sink in the North Stand. There wasn’t even a queue for the urinals.
Remember the feeling when you went to the match for the first time?
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I support Slavia Prague now.
Love the reaction of the Slavia Prague delegation after drawing Barca, Inter & Dortmund in their group 😂😂😂
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Here’s this week’s cartoon, folks:
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I’m literally not going to have space to reference the President of the United States catching a deadly virus.
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There goes my cartoon about John Sheridan’s resignation.
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Here’s this week’s cartoon (no, it’s not as good as the Piers Morgan one yesterday. He does make a tiny cameo though):
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Love it when a big news story breaks when I’ve already drawn 5/8 panels on an unrelated subject, can’t get enough of it, wish it would happen every week.
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One day I'll show you all the cartoon the lawyers have just made me incinerate and bury a mile beneath the desert. In other news, Tuesday's cartoon will be a bit later than usual.
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Given how Pep feels about bad tackles and player safety, he was no doubt waiting in the tunnel to warmly congratulate the referee.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Oh God - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The BBC thinks this is OK to broadcast. But if it depicted high profile women, there would be outrage.
Why the double standard?
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Thanks to the people who have said nice things about this week’s cartoon. I lost faith in the idea about halfway through, but am glad I persisted now x
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This cunt. Refugee children indefinitely kept in tropical torture camps under his watch, and THIS is the thing he furrows his brow over. Deserves to have sandpaper rubbed on his balls forever. Fuck off.
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I genuinely think Tim Sherwood would do a better job than David Davis.
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The only way Manchester United can make this up to me is if they give it Wenger til end of season.
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Moyes and Allardyce gone. Wenger and Pardew too. This has been a tough week for football cartoonists. Thank God for Josè, I’ve still got Josè.
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Here’s the first of three cartoons I’ve drawn for
@guardian_sport
telling the story of migrant workers in Qatar.
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