hahaha.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Cleaning, listening to classical music on YouTube which is playing in the next room on my fire stick. Thought about playing Vivaldi, 4 seasons winter next. A few minutes go by. Guess what randomly played next. Vivaldi's Four Seasons. Winter. #wtf.

I was relacing my sneakers and next thing I see on a Facebook reel is a video for lacing your sneakers different ways. I never relace sneakers that often, and this is the first time seeing that video. How does that coincidence even happen.

Can't create a new account. Been like this since launch.

Just noticed that an eBay seller left a positive yet ultra negative feedback comment 6 years ago and there's nothing I can do about it. Sneaky asshole, touche.

My new therapist has a rolling R pronunciation in her name. I'm fucked. The rolling R is why I forewent Spanish for Italian during high school and college.

Offered ecstasy/ molly in a dream from old college friends. How could I say no? It was 5 for a dollar. My brain is obviously trying to get me hooked.

Waking up next to a previously full, now empty sleeve of girl scouts thin mints cookies, I have found a new low.

What if your pursuit of happiness annoys the fuck out of my pursuit of happiness?.

Seriously, wtf. Wordle 265 X/6. ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩.⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩.⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩.⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩.⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩.⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩.

Fuck!. Wordle 243 X/6. ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩.⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩.🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩.🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩.🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩.🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩.

Well I've been down so God damn long, That it looks like up to me.