Not beating the slutty little waist allegations

Good afternoon everyone today was such a lovely day I’m smiling giggling kicking my feet I love life 😍😍😍

Upper body days been going splendidly lately

Every morning I wake up thanking God that my parents weren’t the kind of Filipinos who named their children some crazy ass Polymerization of their own names, like I’d haaate to have to explain to white people where tf Jomar comes from

I spent the last couple of days revisiting ponytail girl’s music and after listening to all of her albums with fresh ears here’s my personal ranking: 1. Yours Truly 2. eternal sunshine 3. sweetener 4. positions 5. My Everything / Dangerous Woman tie 6. thank u, next

I mean good morning

What is it about lining up your beard all nice and pretty that make you wanna nuzzle it against boy pussy

WoUhLd y0oH 4LL $7iHL Be3H mY OoMf iF ii TyP3d aLL mY 7\/\/3eHtSz LyKk DiSz <3

Oh I leave quite an impression

Madame Morrible M-M, flip it around WICKED WIIIIIITCH

Hold awwwwn why SpongeBob kinda 🫦

Uncut Latino daddies at the Eagle, call them papas con queso

Push day brought to you by Girls’ Generation

Me n who https://t.co/G270aG3nOY

Who gonna slide themselves down my chimney

I talk shit about ube being in everything and here I am making ube pancakes

Whose cooking is this 😭😭😭😭😭

Ordered a lychee mimosa and my waitress carded me

Drunk! At the Dinner Table

Plus cranberry sauce

Candied sweet potatoes and coconut strawberry guava bread pudding in the oven