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SSIS Developer, Data Warehouse Forklift Operator, and T-SQL Wizard
Thu Hills uh tha Ozarks
Joined March 2013
security: "back of the line, sir" me: "but I have TSA pre-check" security: "sir, this is Pirates of the Carribean"
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Blogspam, politics, sports, and Star Wars. What happened to the professional content I used to come here for?
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A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
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"Let no one be deluded that a knowledge of the path can substitute for putting one foot in front of the other." - Mary Caroline Richards
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Reading Do Over by @JonAcuff. If you're looking for an excellent career book, this is it. It's also very hard to read - I keep having to think.
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Thanks to various twitter threads this weekend, I have added some new books to my Amazon wishlist.
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OH: Oracle’s Cloud is mushroom-shaped and is actual smoke from burning customer’s cash
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"I'm not sure where I'm going. I'll lead!" - Emmanuelle Heyman
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EFF is resigning from the W3C. It should not approve standards that deny users control over their own browsers
eff.org
Dear Jeff, Tim, and colleagues, In 2013, EFF was disappointed to learn that the W3C had taken on the project of standardizing “Encrypted Media Extensions,” an API whose sole function was to provide a
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If those with whom you agree can do no wrong and those with whom you disagree can do no right, you're in a cult.
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"The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: a human creature born abnormally, inhumanly sensitive." - Pearl S. Buck
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I just learned that in SQL Server, ALTER DATABASE CURRENT works on whatever database you're connected to. Which is awesome for automation.
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I fear the church now recognizes two classes if sin: sin, and the worse class, the sin of a political opponent.
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@bphogan Anyone who is years ahead of you is also thousands of mistakes ahead of you. Don't be too hard on yourself, and just keep swiming.
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Yo @billinkc - hope you have enough bbq for me come the 7th.
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Today's language refresher is PHP, because consistency is for hipsters.
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You know that thing where you type the wrong password into Windows and you know it and it spins for a while? Yeah, ESC should work there.
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Just spent three minutes unable to remember my zip code. Must need moonshine.
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