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My new straight roommate “you know what’s funny? When I go on p*rn hub on the wifi here I get gay p*rn ads.”
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Barry’s Instructor x Real Estate Agent. I’ve got all your gay career bases covered.
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Was just quoted $3000 for new brakes. Sorry y’all but I’d rather allocate that towards a Mykonos trip. Gonna leave “stopping” to fate.
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ANXIETY: being at a gay bar alone waiting for your friends to show up. Trying not to get eaten alive.
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New sunnies; now let’s put wagers on how long I go before losing them 😝
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Woke up and felt like giving bf some real good **** this morning. So i did.
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ADHD is the key to being skinny.
Every time I start feeling hungry and walk to my fridge, I forget why I’m there and immediately move on to something else.
Oh and adderall.
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Today marks 3 months of not drinking. Pretty cool! Alcohol was never a problem for me, but I just realized it wasn’t serving me/bringing me joy. I don’t know if it’ll ever be a part of my life again. But for now, I’m having more fun than ever and loving this journey for me.
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Call from c***y cl*ent + hungry + traffic = stress rash on my neck 🤗
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I put a whole face of tinted moisturizer to go to 24 hour fitness in my hometown thinking that I’d at least run into (a) someone from high school or (b) some hot gay that’s also here visiting but no, it’s just me and a bunch of insurrectionists.
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In high school a girl called me a faggot in a Twitter fight and I replied with a photoshopped picture of her face on the front of a F150 and told her she was built like a Ford F-150
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Fine I’ll repost this thirst trap…twist my arm
I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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I used to deny it when my friends said that I had drunk goggles, but after I stopped drinking I realized that I 100% was running a charity in the clubs
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Does anyone else ever get home and just sit in their car parked in their garage because it’s too much effort to get out and go inside?? Or is that just me??
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Mental health tip of the day: don’t attend a wedding 2 weeks after a break up
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My flesh colored shorts earned me several double-takes this morning
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Randomly chose a locker that happened to be next to BOTH of my gym husbands this morning
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I love being at the gym with my besties and texting each other about hot boys the whole entire time
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Remember that you’re never too busy to kiss your dog goodbye when you run out the door
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Not wearing underwear to bars is underrated. Like be free. Let there be a ✨surprise✨ when that perv reaches down
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Congrats to everyone that took my class earlier. Y’all are survivors. I really went for it today 🔥
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Hot take: the AI drawings are basically guys saying “look how hot this fake cartoon version of me is!!”
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Need to find a gym with less gays. Every Monday morning the gym is like a walk of shame bc the guys here are the same guys that saw me being a dumb slut at the club 36 hours ago.
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What are the odds i wear this shirt to my listing appointment today?
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Big daddy hands
his ability to hold two coffees in one hand is very appealing to me
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Instagram needs to allow you to have two close friends groups.
One for thirst traps and one for actual close friends that you want to share stupid shit with
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