Camp Jupiter Updates
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Unofficial updates from Camp Jupiter. Aut vincere aut mori.
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Joined February 2023
Do not pick flowers directly from the fields for Valentine’s day. There will be wildflower bouquets available in the forum.
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Please do not go mud sledding down Temple Hill. Especially past curfew.
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The senate has regained access to this social media account. Please stay tuned for further updates.
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Hannibal will be offering elephant rides this Christmas starting at 10 AM. There will be limited availability so please arrive in a timely manner.
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the mess hall literally exploded wheres the empathy senate gals and pals
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Attention Soldiers: There will be a required safety assembly regarding recent events in the mess hall. It will take place tomorrow in the Colosseum. Tardiness will be met with punishment. Thank you.
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Demigod documentarians @seaweedbrainpod and @RiordanVersePod have been spotted in Manhattan! 🧡
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We are also at Comic Con. Same reward applies if you find the two traffic cones.
hey half-bloods!! we’ll be at NYCC today for the pjo panel!! find us and you’ll get a surprise 👀🥺 (hint: we’re in the orange chb shirts) 😉🧡
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Former Praetor Reyna Ramírez-Armellano will be hosting a one time only In-Flight Swordsmen-ship class this coming Monday at 2pm. There is limited space, so be early or miss out.
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As always, Cohort One passed the inspections with flying colors. Cohort Four, breaking Five’s six year long streak, needs to work on their mouse problem and has placed last. They will be taking a mandatory mouse trapping class alongside the usual cleaning regiment class.
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ATTENTION SOLDIERS: We score a 1.4/5 stars according to Yelp. This is unacceptable. All soldiers who leave a five star review will be given a day off from their schedule.
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ATTENTION SOLDIERS! Today is Cohort inspections day. Make sure all spaces are spotless and free of any banned items. The Praetors and Augur will be around after 6pm.
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It’s come to our attention that some soldiers and former soldiers are altering their SPQR tattoos to create a scannable bar code. Whatever these codes scan do NOT represent the morals of our camp.
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Attention Soldiers, Could whoever tapped Octavian to the wall of the Jupiter Optimus Maximus in his sleep please report to the Principia? Don’t worry about Octavian he’s still on the wall.
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i’m not sure what CHB is doing for their april fools, but their battle formation is joke itself. oh wait, they don’t have one! -octavian
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APRIL FOOLS! False alarm drills are important to test whether or not you are prepared for an emergency. Now get back to work.
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sorry but im confused. i ran the entire border and there’s nothing there??? -frank
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ATTENTION SOLDIERS: There has been a high risk border breech, all soldiers report to your stations.
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ATTENTION SOLDIERS: All afternoon classes have been cancelled due to unforeseen weather patterns. Please report to your barracks, thank you.
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ATTENTION SOLDIERS: There is a unicorn stampede making its way towards the Principalis. Please commence the evacuation protocols.
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