To whichever evil wizard cast “Swarm of Drunk Teenagers” on the subway today: fuck you

Hey @MARVELSNAP I got signed out of my account and lost all of my progress. How do I get that back?

When you correct something you wrote in pen by just writing the correct thing darker overtop, it has the same energy as someone’s eyeliner running because they’ve been crying. I don’t make the rules

Do you think Tik Tokkers have the same feeling, when they find a new viral song, as movie trailer editors had when they found The Heavy’s “How you Like Me Now”?

1 minute left. Behind by 3. Joe Burrow:

Also, if you’ve ever wondered what the male version of a bridezilla is, it’s a dude at a bar on Super Bowl Sunday

Imagine if the halftime show was all @Rakuten covers

Z’s are just evil S’s

Remember, remember, the 21st night of September

Yes, I still drink Kool Aid. And yes, Sharkleberry Fin is the best flavour

Every episode of Ted Lasso:

Petition to change Dundas West station to Donda West Station

Also hey, get vaccinated. If you know me and disagree, speak up. I’d like to talk to you

Saw a thing that was like “When I see people in an open relationship I can’t help but wonder who wanted it and who cries about it” and I can’t help but ask the same thing about marriage and children.

Being a server is just wandering around muttering “ok” to yourself until you die.

My favourite thing about #FalconAndTheWinterSoldier is that it’s secretly a My Name is Earl reboot

Especially the poop one

People lip synching on Tik Tok all make this face:

How to pitch a CTV show: “Ok so remember Firefly? So someone from that is in it.” Ps this is not a criticism.

Why did they call it Onward and not The Brotherhood Of the Traveling Pants?