Botched Bri 🎩
@spit_in_da_butt
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#parody 😂 (not Briana DeJesus) Couch dweller. 🐔Hopper. Diaper Butt.
Nunya
Joined November 2017
@dadbodgary I get knocked up at clubs by strangers. I sound like a 4th grader when I speak. My ass looks like government ham in a Hefty bag
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Hi Twitter fam. I’m alive and well. Currently in West Palm Beach on business. Just wanted to check in. Life has been busy. Still with the man, we just bought a brand new house together, an upgrade. Otherwise, just getting my ass kicked with life.
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CAN WE ALL CLAP FOR JACE
CPS called on 'Teen Mom' Jenelle Evans over her frequent late-night partying with Tori Rhyne (Exclusive Details!): https://t.co/cp6xX86sYB
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Am I the only one who remembers this rumor spreading through their middle school like wildfire back in the day
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Downtown Nashville fireworks from our boat- 2 hour drive down river. So worth it, though.
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1. Like my house 2. Why not 3. Have that - it’s higher 4.Exceed that - gratefully 5. Yes, please 6. Yes, but it goes fast
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Ugh, poor Jace. He just looks so sad and lost. My heart really hurts for him.
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I only like the Kentucky Derby because it’s our yearly check in on Dannielynn 🥹
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Hahahaha BUSTED. Omg, the shame 😂💀 Caught bigging herself up while forgetting to sign into her burner account to do so. What a 🤡
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Well to all who have followed the past year - guess what?!
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If yall wondering, almost a year in - and blissfully good 😊- adore him - my teddy bear 🧸
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