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"my daughter is fine" "your daughter is not fine she's in grad school." ❇︎ english department lesbian. white. on my aries bullshit.

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@spiralsapphic
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coming off of private for my entry in the #JingHengQixi2023 event "the bridge the magpies built" #jingheng please enjoy!
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having your fictional fantasy society show its “grim dark” nature by stuffing your story with rape and sexual assault of women is weak story telling and shows zero understanding of nuance and world building. the fantasy genre is too dependent on sexual violence for shock value
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I need your unpopular fantasy genre opinions.
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[ hsr 2.2 spoilers ] .. .. how dan heng deals with a conflict now i guess: i don't think my LOVER, the general of the xianzhou luofu, jing yuan, would be pleased to hear about this
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jing yuan: i will let my feelings of devotion and love be known but i will allow dan heng to decide the direction of our relationship dan heng, horribly down bad: [stubs his toe] i should use the jade abacus
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the part that so deeply annoys me about the sunday discourse is that while yes, he does have immense compassion and love for humanity— it’s a deeply condescending compassion, like the majority of humanity are kind of dumb, simple animals. the exception is his sister.
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delusion that blade will be acting all manic and deranged and going on his mara induced rants until huaiyan, tiny old man, shows up and says, "shut your mouth, boy" and blade immediately goes, "yes sir." completely normal.
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@spiralsapphic
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i think boothill and dan heng should go on a roadtrip to xianzhou so boothill can fawn and babble over jing yuan and deeply annoy dan heng in the process
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if she were a male character, not only would we not be having this conversation, she would be getting the kazuka's friend/tomo treatment and the most popular pairing would be Quite different
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babygirl what did you do to get this much hate from the fandom other than being so beloved by your friends that it tore them apart when they lost you
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@Iovelykdj yanqing is in his cootie phase he doesn't know any better
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"there no explicit yaoi in hsr" dan heng, after catching jing yuan in his arms, princess style, and ditching penacony to go on a date with him for the lunar new year: am i a joke to you????
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ariana is not getting my sympathy for pulling this manipulative, self-pitying crap when she has millions of fans, and very vocal ones, who are going to leap to her defense and hound this poor girl for bringing up a very valid point about cultural appropriation
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his attitude is deeply familiar to me as someone who was raised catholic because the more extreme fringes of catholicism do, indeed, follow that train of thought: condescending compassion is Quite common place amongst religious zealots, of which sunday is one.
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vindictive as a person and, i personally think, has a lot more hatred towards the world than he is willing to be let known. "do you hate and wish to destroy this world?" sounds like projection, buddy.
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i think it's worth noting how he described those who (accidentally, keyword) shot robin as 'savages' and his questions as he interrogated aventurine went far and beyond past necessary for his purposes: they were questions to humiliate and needle at him because sunday is quite
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his whole spiel during the quest is like some priest trying to proselytize to you to sway you over to his side, and one of his cutscenes is him lITERALLY leading confessional like???? this is not hard.
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i can't help but find it hysterical that while the penacony plot is so high stakes, dramatic and traumatizing........ dan heng is living out his new adult romance life with jing yuan and being so happy and content on the luofu and away from all of the drama
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do you dislike the xianzhou arc bc of the pacing issues and mismatched placement of character quests or because the pairing you like didn't get much screentime
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we've found the most powerful person in all of yokohama and it's not either of the soukokus
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hi i'm here to save another orphan.
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spoilers for 1.4 you have been warned, post-Jingliu’s quest thank u game for this jingheng feast. jing yuan is so goddamn sweet and caring. 1/2
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@halfasfair exactly!! the point about Sunday is that his entire ethos is contradictory and hypocritical— like most religious zealotry. they co-exist within him and that’s what makes him interesting. to water him down and simplify him goes against the point of the story.
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(pretends to be shocked)
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Minimum wage workers cannot afford rent in any U.S. state.
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“if jhj was the actual yaoi of hsr it’d be more popular” as if popularity is a sign of quality. quick hint: it’s not. also I don’t care.
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@spiralsapphic
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jing yuan to yanqing
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wow?????? jk rowling admitting to being a terf and transphobic???? WHO'D have THOUGHT
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atsushi: why won't this bitch stay dead i'm gonna fuckin smash this watermelon over his head and kill him for the third time
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all i will speak on with regards to certain fans bashing on nicholas leung for his (correct) take on a character that HE VOICES is this: who are you to treat this guy like he is your friend? what do you hope to gain from this other than him not engaging with fans anymore?
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fandom chuuya: weepy and heartbroken over dazai leaving actual chuuya: threw a goddamn rave it was the best party in years he got mad drunk
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@spiralsapphic
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“Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you’d seen the last of ME”
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2.2 hsr spoilers galladay hits for me not only bc of the devil/angel imagery but also because gallagher is all but a manifestation of penacony itself and cannot be controlled despite sunday's efforts and that is JUICY
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@tarradumps jy: that would be enough for me... dh: not me though!!! [grabs him by the collar] absolutely their dynamic
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@aesyncthetic “but it’s realistic—“ your story has dragons, a fictional race Always Evil, and magic be a lil more creative and interesting, dingus
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@spiralsapphic
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anyway tapping my sign again then i'm going back to work
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@spiralsapphic
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oh i'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of how fucking adorable my son is
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@mybelovedcrow i was definitely thinking about Goblin Slayer as i wrote this lol Game of Thrones goes here too
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@spiralsapphic
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akutagawa doesn't need an official halloween merch card he's a walking advert for a victorian vampire costume
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"wait, dan heng hates blade???" yeah, congratulations on catching up, it's been this way the entire time
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"that i may gaze upon him from the shore is enough for me" there is not a single platonic or heterosexual explanation for that. jing yuan......
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@spiralsapphic
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nobody: an aries:
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@meronppaii this emotionally sucker-punched me 🥹😭 thank you for this masterpiece!
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@spiralsapphic
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temporarily coming off of private to announce me leaving my temporary fanfic retirement with some #jingheng #hengjing , it's dan heng's turn to be a bit pathetic and pining. enjoy!
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meek ooc dan heng who just takes in the lust of his partner <<<<<<<<<< dan heng being assertive and clear about what he wants
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i love this turnaround in canon about the dynamic between jing yuan and dan heng being a "lmao bet" at the common fanon depiction of jing yuan yearning to his own detriment and being seen as pathetic; dan heng and his 'we need to use the jade abacus' ass begs to differ
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at this point if you haven't picked up on the genuine subtext between jing yuan and dan heng you are doing one of three things, maybe all three: 1. not paying attention to the gameplay 2. in denial 3. only reading fanfic and engaging with fan content
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@JustineLavaworm what's worse: someone mildly criticizing someone's work, or a rich writer siccing, however indirectly, all of her famous and other rich friends on a normal person to the point of her getting in trouble at her university.
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my problem with the xianzhou arc is that jingliu's quest probably should've been an interlude quest and i don't like that her story got so filled up by men when it should be about her and give us an opportunity to learn about her and tingyun is just kinda ??? forgotten
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@jinghengology that man is Not attracted to women.
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@halfasfair the issue with Sunday is that, despite his genuine and sincere care, he doesn’t care enough about the agency of people and humanity: in fact, he finds it foolish if not stupid. he might love humanity, but he doesn’t respect them nor their free will.
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@noiamnitokay tbh being able to say "my HUSBAND who is GENERAL JING YUAN" is such a flex i would crumble to dust immediately
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things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - crooked/yellow teeth - body hair - thinning hair/loss - psoriasis/eczema/rashes - fat rolls - amputations things that DO make you ugly - thinking Nakajima Atsushi is a boring protag
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jingheng
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Lace 🍉🕊️ || 𝘄𝗳𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗿𝗼𝘁
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me: a fictional couple, either implicitly or explicitly: this isn't about reciprocity, you don't have to love me back, you don't have to give me anything in return, just please let me stay by your side, let me protect you, help carry your burdens me:
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y'all: fYODOR, CHUUYA, DAZAI ECT ECT me: SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE SSKK COAT SCENE
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@FrivolityAC dan heng is outing himself as a jing yuan yapper
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"nakajima atsushi is the main character of BSD," i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: kafka asagiri
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atsushi is sweet and kind but he's not a pure perfect soft cinnamon roll that needs to be protected from all things; he can hold his own, he has a temper and says the wrong/cruel thing when he's frustrated, he cares about his loved ones deeply and will fight tooth and nail for em
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Unpopular Opinion: Bungo Stray Dogs Edition
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i made atsushi and akutagawa
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@tsukeyi huaiyan might be old and tiny (maybe) but blade knows better!! yes he's a scary stellaron hunter but he's still getting bossed around by his old mentor and for good reason
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i can't wait to see atsushi catch a bullet in his mouth and call akuta a lawn mower in animated real time
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@fiendishpal akaashi Says crime and literary fiction, but his ultimate guilty pleasure is romance novels
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and that's only the tip of the iceberg. unsurprising, though, since jingheng/hengjing is yaoi tailor made for yuri connoisseurs
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beautiful. divine. a blessed frame. not a gremlin.
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the BSD fandom when funimation starts rolling out the cast list:
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it's always frustrating when women, in fiction, are not allowed to be as angry, hateful and vengeful as their male peers without seeming 'irrational'
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i would not go to fanfic for feminism.
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jing yuan and dan heng. both roles apply.
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my boss cancelled a meeting and the cancellation note was ‘my wife unfortunately needs to be fed and if she’s not fed then life is not worth living’. nice.
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breathtaking stunning flawless divine
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things that do not bring joy: seeing how shittily dazai treats akutagawa things that do bring joy: this frame
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if you hate yanqing but love jing yuan you don't actually love jing yuan how DARE you
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toxic parenting is traumatizing your children by forcing them to see your dysfunctional relationship and take the backlash of your constant fighting and coldness with each other, making them come home to that harsh environment
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@FrivolityAC poor dan heng is simply steaming while jing yuan is gushing about how he wanted to be a galaxy ranger when he was a boy, but jing yuan will make sure they get some alone time later 😌 he'd never neglect his beloved
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dazai, when you get down to it, is such a complicated and tragic character, and when faced with such amorality and moral ambiguity and crushing sadness that his character embodies, it doesn't surprise me that fans fall to such stripped down extremes on his personality
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@fiendishpal bokuto koutarou, a chiseled olympian athlete who thinks the world of you, and an equally stacked chef in miya osamu are right THERE you oblivious FRUIT!!! open your eyes!! you have two hands!!!
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@fiendishpal akaashi has Elevated tastes in his saucy material and smut when he reads these smutty romance novels he's like ":(( wish that could be me" @ the whirlwind romance for the MC as if he doesn't have several hot men wrapped around his fingers
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i think another part of it is that we all might have duped ourselves into believing that the main quest was going to be about the high cloud quintet when.... it's really not. they're done and over with, it's just set dressing and provides explanation for character motivations
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akutagawa, in the beast manga: going on a full out slaughter me, dabbing eyes: you're doing amazing sweetie
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the true otp of bsd ships is the whole fucking cast/intensive therapy
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oppress all bottoms bc they all wanna be oppressed and imperialized in bed
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i like it more than belobog but i will not deny that it has problems and it's bc of the wonky pacing and somewhat rocky delivery. keep in mind that this game isn't even a full year old btw.
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@luke_roof @Hannahdouken if i had a dollar for every time i've heard this really lame excuse for how they handled that i'd be rich as musk
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the hcq and their story, as much as i love them, is ultimately not that important to the main story, because the main story is Not about them.
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the most feared ex-member of the port mafia
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if i speak
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a fool: atsushi is a pure smol bean uwu me: he punched akutagawa into the ocean so hard he went into a coma a fool: what a good smol bean
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nakajima atsushi, prettier than you
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atsushi has stopped giving two shits and just. fckin manhandles akutagawa this is Quality Shit™
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@halfasfair yep!! exactly. while we can blame gopher wood for indoctrinating him in part, sunday is still doing this of his own volition because that mindset gives him a sense of control, and he projects that onto everyone else without a care for what They feel
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@ivyfriday love is one of the most terrifying emotions and can make monsters of people so it WORKS
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a smiling akuta spotted wearing his fine ass frilly shirt
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big difference between acknowledging that teenagers are coming into their sexuality, experiment with other teens, and do have sexual feelings versus treating the teenagers in question as an object of graphic sexual desire to an adult audience
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tanizaki: get on all fours?? kunikida: HAH??? (translation: excuse me you little fuck) tanizaki: (fuck fuck fuck fuck he's gonna kill me)
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i'm refraining from making a call on what yunli and jiaoqiu's personalities like until they're introduced because hoyo fans are incapable of waiting and keep making up hcs/fanon, treating it as canon, and getting angry when their wild expectations aren't met
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@geminika97 and the thing is— jing yuan will answer the call every time because he is Just as down bad
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h0rikoshi is very lucky that kishim0to hasn't tried to sue
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Shigaraki looks at everyone and memories begin to flood his mind. He doesn't understand why they are trying so hard to save someone who is already broken, when, as a child, he was alive and no one reached out a hand to him + #MHA365
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that lantern festival art is the censored version of confirming that jingheng are dating and are writing their wedding vows as we speak
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it's happening again with a different hyv pairing but if i speak i'll get jumped
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my pet theory: books that are so damn popular in that one sub-group almost always being in first-person and that being preferred over 3rd person (which is the default for the wide majority of books) is that these authors just use 1st person as short-hand for a self-insert.
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booktok has rotted y’all’s brains cause what do you mean you can’t read a book in third person?
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but i have to admit that i'm a little suspicious when i see so many posts about it being a 'flop' please elaborate why you think so
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@clownhotline all it tells me is that they chose to settle rather than pursue ambitions that they were actually passionate about that that's what they want to do to us. god knows how many times ppl tried to "warn" me about how i aimed too high with trying to get into grad school
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