Been daydreaming lately about how I'd wargame 1000 men to attempt to pacify Haiti and kill or capture Barbecue.
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@spikesguides
I bet they all start with the International Airport... unless your talking paratroopers...
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@Real_Brando
I was thinking an amphibious landing in the port and securing it as an initial supply point before pushing towards the airport.
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@spikesguides
I'm not killing a man named barbecue I'm going to ask for an invite to his next cook out.
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@spikesguides
we use private planes to drop crates of food mixed with poison and contaminated with bubonic plague in areas with heavy militia presence
using private drones, we drop makeshift bombs on key command areas
we wait a few weeks
then send in the ground assault
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@spikesguides
I can guarantee he can't be any worse than previous government! At least he's honest and even calls himself a bad guy...the others just used nicer names like President, judge, mayor. Etc. give him a chance!
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@spikesguides
Air, artillery support with solid ISR and no media to cry over the inevitabilities of war, it could be done in 6-8 weeks
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@spikesguides
Could do it with 1 guy. All you need is a vegan. Nothing wrecks a BBQ like a vegan.
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@spikesguides
Big picture? Hit the power ministries on a Sunday night and have your locals ready to show up for work on Monday but it’s Haiti so lol. Taking out bbq is easy it’s making Haiti work that’s impossible.
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@spikesguides
Honestly, so have I. I've drawn up plans for a new government that is designed to fix Haiti's problems too once it's taken. The idea is to set up a libertarian freehold with several charter cities.
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@spikesguides
I've been putting together what I would consider an ideal constitution and bill of rights for a government that puts the rights and liberties of the individual first and foremost, where the government only exists to help the people excel and peruse prosperity.
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