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29 days

Can we go home yet?

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@thechosenberg Infamous toilet seat infection.

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@lesbiaudrey Most often at my house it's actually zero watching; my kids have just left it running all day. They aren't even watching.

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@thechosenberg Those things that heat up metal of unknown provenance and then apply various fluids of unknown provenance? No shot.

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@RobRobbEdwards They might give this dude a medal. It's not easy to get even a single Coyote.

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@BravoKiloActual @libsoftiktok Exactly how it would play out these days. Sad.

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@braxton_mccoy I'm trying to warn ppl and they don't believe me. Mostly MMA fans that don't watch any boxing. They are in for a wild ride.

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@Grummz At least when they put us all in the camps we can have LAN parties.

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@alyssa_merc "Infiltrated" The owner literally said he doesn't mind anyone at all in there as long as the rules are followed and general deocrum remains.

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8 months

@upstatefederlst He terrifies them, no way they can let him in the arena.

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@incelsleepover This was actually Hunter Biden's very first digital artwork. It's a self portrait.

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@bizlet7 it was 1200+ years homie he went all the way back to Vladimir and Yaroslav the Wise.

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@ChrissieMayr Had to check her follower count b/c I was sure this was some fake account. No, it's actually her. Begging for money from the poors.

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3 months

@TheOmniLiberal Is it still called gaslighting if someone is doing it to themselves?

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@PuddiTatLevi Its extra funny bc the Brazilian dude running it said he's totally fine with them coming in and being in the group etc as long as they maintain decorum and general politeness.

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6 months

@sandavidcito It's both if you're minmaxing.

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8 months

@user84829272 Lawrence reincarnated.

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5 months

@DaveMcNamee3000 Getting close, need some more time to cook.

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7 months

@thechosenberg She's dating Pete Davidson.

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7 months

@reddit_lies The husband just like "oh hey, what ever happened to those extra babies we had?" She's like:

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11 days

@MalcoImFleX The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds.

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@MovieHooligan We all watched the second plane hit in my homeroom class on one of these.

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2 months

@thechosenberg Very obvious solution here.

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8 months

@FuckKoroks These are also the people getting their student loans forgiven.

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3 months

@Normal_Writing @PageSix Most parents don't feel this resentment.

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10 months

@NoContextHumans My wife, to cook all the food.

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10 months

@dr__submarine it's one of the deepest wells of nihilistic apathy I've ever seen and I've known tons of burn outs and stoners. Very real problem.

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5 months

@RadioFreeTom @ProfessorPeppe1 Narrator: "Tom, actually didn't have it."

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6 months

@TZSA_ My daughter isn't even five yet and I'm already mildly stressing.

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6 months

@bronzeageshawty The kids that had to do kinder and 1st grade remote during covid are fully ~1-2 years behind across the board. Wife is a school board chair and this is a massive and ongoing problem getting them caught up.

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@RealAlexRubi @GonzaloLira1968 This man was a United States citizen. Regardless of your personal views on his life and work, this used to mean something it clearly does not any longer.

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8 months

@thechosenberg If you have A10 hunter eyes powerful enough they will call 911 on you for participating in this "game".

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8 months

@ElijahSchaffer The little dances make it so much grosser.

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9 months

@bagridbagrid It's the U-turn button what are they even teaching these days.

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6 months

@Higginbotham4WV That dog looks absolutely terrified look at its tail and face.

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9 months

@Animuwrangel Builders should get residuals on buildings they did that are still in use.

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@cremieuxrecueil That Yucatan landgrab is wild but I love it strategically.

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@GranTorinoDSA Shave I think.

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@tikli_____ Transactional energy is disgusting

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@Babygravy9 So Germany is getting Somalia'd by Turkey huh.

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1 year

@thechosenberg He will fumble the opportunity almost guaranteed.

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3 months

@Grummz @pcgamer Hey, plus side, maybe if they literally block every actual pc gamer we never have to hear from them again?

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5 months

@krus_chiki They think they can just pop-up a farm like a new restaurant or retail spot. It's not the same.

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@thechosenberg This is why I'm learning Spanish.

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9 months

@NSC_Spox Guys guys guys, they know. It's on purpose.

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@Grummz I want to be racist against her so bad but it looks like she's white, so I literally cannot.

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@thechosenberg I would have done something else that I can't talk about in a public space.

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@RobRobbEdwards That's about a thousand bucks laid out right there.

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10 months

@genrlgrant @Aristos_Revenge wayward and lost angry young men that then form into groups? Never been a problem before I'm sure it will be fine this time.

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@ArmedBearCaucus It's not self defense, but societal defense.

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@Iraqveteran8888 Throw it to the next closest person while yelling "Hot Potato!"

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9 months

@shoe0nhead Phantom testicle pain potential for the rest of your life sounds awesome.

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2 months

@SunWeatherMan Looping B-Roll. This one is really easy my dudes.

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@DudespostingWs Insane level L actually. This is incredible.

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@Nugjokes Not even real brick dude.

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@user84829272 More disgusted when they plunge that fork in at the end wtf.

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@LibertyRPF Incredible. Let's see Paul Allen's candle chart.

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@sailaunderscore the survivors aren't on the apps. my wife and I are both hotter than ever about to hit 40.

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@realRaegenhere Wait till you see the Irish ones.

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9 months

@lillybilly299 This is me. I miss my family the entire time I'm stuck at my desk doing practically nothing. Yay

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10 months

@knicks_tape99 He can sell that hand for a lot of money now.

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@DolioJ Everyone in this video kinda sucks.

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@braxton_mccoy I think of those commercials literally every single time I eat salsa. To this very day.

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@CountDankulaTV @_Senseal_ Chief Justice of the Unites States Supreme court isn't what most would call a 'regular job'.

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9 months

@beigepilled bahaha the people in the other booth omg.

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@LoFiRepublican It's literally every single case, insane to see it.

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@Quitdabullshit @lillybilly299 Probably not lmao.

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@dyingscribe Just nature's garbage disposal nbd.

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@DocStrangelove2 PKM actually stands for pinnakle macheenveapon. So ofc I take it.

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6 months

@a_westgate Hey guys get in here, they tricked the literal creator of everything it's wild af.

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@krus_chiki They don't b/c they lack our deep orienteering skills.

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9 months

@whiteracemvp And it's usually 'Irregardless'.

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10 months

@MKUltraMoney Werner von waaaaaat

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3 months

@AmericaVaunted My favorite is asking which way they want something done, maybe 2-5 options. They reply "Yes."

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9 months

@LabelFreeBrands How dare medical doctors function in the realm of actual biology. What a travesty.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad How do they not know this.

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@MomsPostingLs Sheets can be washed.

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@uncledoomer 15. 15! and the fluffer took down half a baseball team herself.

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@BjornIronSkull guts and all huh that's pretty wild.

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@braxton_mccoy best one I saw was they implemented some kind of AI to expedite the process somehow.

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@ElijahSchaffer @jimNjue_ ooooo, careful buddy.

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@SHL0MS IDK if literallly every human with internet access trying to boundary gaslight and jailbreak fledgling AI systems is a super great idea. I mean, there's clearly no stopping it either but it could lead to some issues downstream.

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@pope_head "Never heard of Dagestan" next he's going to be like "who tf is this Kadyrov dude? Literally never heard of him, does he do reaction videos?"

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10 months

@shoe0nhead @PCMag This will be the end.

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@BeLikeAudrey @filmstofilms_ Literally anyone could see this.

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5 months

@footslurper Heyooo fish on.

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9 months

@AdamCrigler This happens far more often than it should.

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4 months

@ElvisEyed I want this to be true so very badly but what about the boobie darts?

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@RaceplayShawty She set the stilsuit to idle bro.

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10 months

@CountDankulaTV Put the gun down dude, those are professional grade floral frosting masterpieces.

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5 months

@krus_chiki Mittens there is asking for it tbh.

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@TheSocrateej Yeah this is literally the dream. 100%

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2 months

@BudLightSadness no command to surrender, just start blasting isn't typically the procedure afaik.

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@thechosenberg He's going to fumble this one big time. He will never be the same after.

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5 months

@krus_chiki Don't let them get out of there with any ballpoint pens for the love of god.

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5 months

@TheIntelFrog They uhh, they don't literally publish where every asset actually is. You all know this right? I highly doubt an F22 was shot down, but everyone is far too certain that 'we don't have any there'.

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@BecomingCritter Stepdads forge legends. Because the true son murders the usurper eventually. It is known.

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6 months

@thechosenberg Basically a wrap.

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3 months

@skooookum me too I owned two totally legit LLCs I could have paid my fukken house off.

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3 months

@wigger "NO! In real life" was the single greatest line I've ever heard delivered.

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@magnusfiennes @StrangelEdweird This is beautiful.

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