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Mum said we were expecting 6 inches of snow this weekend and I said the snow isn't the only 6 inches I'm getting and she won't talk to me x
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Hideout looks like a "why you in bed without me haha😏" breeding ground
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Boys rip girls for boomerang stories but film their steering wheel going 30mph down a main road in frimley playing some shit trapper music like that’s gunna get all the yat on their snapchats wet 😭😭😭😭
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Posh spice should release an eyeshadow palette called blend it like beckham
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Literally counting down the minutes til I can log off for the weekend x
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So done with boys uploading 3 instagram pictures a year how am I meant to show my mates how fit you are when your most recent selfies 18 April 2015
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actually starting to realise that no matter how good you are to someone, it won't make them good to you
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Bringing this back to bless everyone’s timelines because I refuse to let Charlie live this down x
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Rah my dealers girlfriend just text me asking how I have his number and sent me a pic of the two of them 😭😭😭😭 I want his coke not his cock don’t worry love
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You just called Cancer Research “filthy cunts” for trying to help spread awareness of the fact that obesity can lead to cancer ??? lmao stop draining NHS resources because you can’t keep ur hand out the biscuit barrel and maybe the world will be less shitty then
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Getting ur hands on a k bag to have a lit night with ur pals is a bit different than finding a gun and shooting innocent people Sydney you hillbilly nonce
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Girls are actual cunts mate hahahaha bang on about respect all the time but don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves
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Wonder how many girls will upload a pic of their shit new pandora ring their boyf got them this Christmas on insta giving it the “I’m so lucky😍”
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Going through my camera roll picking between the same 5 photos I have with my dad that I could post today. Hope everyone takes today as a chance to make some memories with their old man cos I’d give up my heart and soul to be able to spend today with mine ☹️
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Am I the only one who thinks cookies and biscuits are two different things
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#StandUpToCancer
because one day it could be more than just 'something that happens to other people' ❣️🎗
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People didn't want Ed milliband in power because of the weird way he eats sandwiches and America have just voted in a RAPIST 😭😭😭😭
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You know your childhood is over when you're more excited for payday than Christmas
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I’d highly recommend turning Live Photo’s into videos because LOOK AT THIS HAHAHAHAH
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Instead of blaming innocent single girls for being around your boyfriend why don't you blame your boyfriend for not telling them to back off
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Makes me sick to my stomach that people still hold such vile racist attitudes. It's 2017. Using skin colour as an insult just proves how primitive and shallow minded you are. People need to wake up and expose racists for the scum that they are.
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Nearly got hit by a car on my way home from work tonight hopefully tomorrow I'll be more lucky and it will actually hit me x
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This guy on the undatables learnt 12 new languages to tell his bird she's fit if that ain't goals I don't know what is
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Camilla has possibly just delivered the BEST piece of advice I've ever heard. Wish I'd heard this a year ago
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Will never understand why 99% of guys will get jealous when you're with someone else even tho they didn't want you when they had the chance
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Omg 😭😭😭😭 I’m acc an idiot
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Chris brown still being idolised by teenage girls after he fully beat the living shit out of his girlfriend grinds my fucking gears man
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Sorry but I'd 100% rather someone told me the truth than lied to protect my feelings
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Why do girls put shitty “love no makeup days” captions on their pics when it’s so obv they’re wearing makeup 😭😭 filling in ur brows, contouring and highlighting ain’t a no makeup day
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U ever look at someone and just imagine the satisfaction of smashing their head through a glass window x
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S/o me for losing the front door key, then back door key, stealing the spare key from my mums windowsill and losin that too 😝😝😝 now have to buy a new front door for my house 😝😝 because a key for it 😝😝 does not 😝😝 exist 😝😝
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Are boys born with commitment issues or is it something they learn with age someone enlighten me
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Wishing all my friends a merry Christmas and everyone I hate incurable aids x
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Do people actually enjoy being called princess tho if anyone called me that with anything less than pure sarcasm in their tone I'd fully vom
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Did OJ Simpson tweet this
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Mad to think 6 years ago I was grieving so bad I couldn’t get out of bed and face my GCSEs and now I’ve just been accepted to start a MASTERS DEGREE 😭 everything gets better and anything is possible
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Wanna go make a cuppa but know as soon as I click the kettle I’ll have to make the vultures I call my family one too
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As if some girl in the opposite bed to my nan in hosp was freaking out about her MRI scan and my nan said “are you worried you won’t fit in the machine” 😭😭😭 now I know where I get my one liners from
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Dunno why people grill ppl for having a second gram account literally the perfect way to share with ur mates some jokes mems that u couldn’t post to the general public sorry ur boring and would have nothing to post x
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Bare angry vegans in my mentions now ur sense of humour is as poor as ur protein intake
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Baffles me how some people allow themselves to get mugged off over and over again by the same person, learn from your mistakes and walk away
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when your manager rings you 3 hours after your shift ends because you accidentally put a disabled coworkers fake legs in a cupboard😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Growing up gives me the absolute fear, wanna fill my younger years with as much fun n adventure as I can before it’s too late. Nothing scares me more than the thought of looking back in 40 years and realising I wasted my teenage years
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When exams are over and you're trying to enjoy summer but results day is lingering in the back of your mind
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Hate it when a song you love is ruined by the shit memories of the person who showed it to you
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Boys who find it weird that girls poo are boys who can’t locate a clit
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Loooool smh Dimons you will be missed
In Feb we seized around 3000 laughing gas canisters from Dimon's Convenience store in Camberley. Yesterday, they lost their alcohol license.
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People who call pre drinks “prinks” shouldn’t be allowed alcohol. Nonce behaviour
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Everyone who grilled me for smoking during school now begs me for fags in club smokers
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No grades are worth being stressed and pressured to the point of physical and mental illness. Exam results don't define you
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Just shaved my legs and painted my nails I better get a shag this weekend
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I don’t usually care for football but good god is this getting me gassed hahahaha ITS COMING HOMEEEEEE
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Grief is such a fucked up thing because you can go months on end thinking you’re okay then one morning you’ll wake up and feel like you’ve just lost them all over again
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Boys r put off by girls with trust issues but boys r y we have trust issues 😪 pagans the lot of u
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I’m single on Valentine’s Day and my dad is dead someone send me money xx
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If we win the World Cup I’ll go spoons wearing nothing but an England flag x
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Love islands back on which means everyone who was preaching about mental health on Twitter 2 months ago is now going to engage in abusing random strangers 🥳😽✌🏽
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Someone STOP me from slut dropping and getting low on a night out honestly feel like I’ve just done leg day at the gym this isn’t okay
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If ever you're feeling down go through Fraser Coles year 7 edits album and treat yourself to gems like this 😭😭
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Do u ever look back at what u thought of someone a year ago vs what u think of them now and wonder how u were such a deluded naive cunt X
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Never letting anyone use my stuff again without a £5 insurance cost. Want ur money back? GIVE ME MY SHIT BACK
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My dad hid the notebook from my mum because he knew she'd keep watching it and crying and to this day we cannot find it 😭😭😂😂
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Actually bare weird that uni converts nitties into drum and bass loving ket warriors
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Fairs if you're not ready for a relationship and just want to be single but messing with other people's feelings is never, ever okay
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Just boob dialled my mum at work and could just hear this little voice coming from my bra saying my name. Thought I was going insane x
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Periods fully fuck you man I swear I’ve become a spotty bloated pig and I’ve cried 7 times in the last 2 days would fully rather be pregnant rn
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This period of time between being a kid and an adult is so funny coz at 6am some of my friends are just getting up for work and some of them still haven’t slept from the night before
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Everyone acts so woke about mental health until they’re actually around someone who displays symptoms of mental illness hahaha
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Used to think my mum was talking shit when she warned me time goes faster the older you get but I swear to god recently I blink and a months gone by
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Makes me sad thinking of all the people who only know the words to controlla and one dance will be at Drake 😔
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If you think you had a bad night remember my whole finger nail ripped off my finger then we decided to soak it in dettol to clean it xx
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it's only been a day as I miss you like crazy😔💔 rest in peace to my amazing dad, I love you forever and always👼❤️
http://t.co/ZUxNbIR7wg
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How annoying are top of the pops girls who slate the girls that like raving but every summer go to festivals and post videos of them in drum and bass crowds “love a boogy with my girls” 😂😂😂 do u tho....
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