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πŸ’Έ Financial strategy game disguised as a budgeting app πŸ“Š Variable income friendly πŸ’• Death to spreadsheets

Joined April 2024
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Spend Ninja
2 days
πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ Sensei's Wisdom: "The bamboo bends in the storm, but the rigid oak breaks. Your budget should flex, not shatter." πŸ’‘ Tip: Build 5-10% flexibility into each budget category. Life happens. Plan for it.
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Monday Ninja Fact #43 Ninjas used "ashiaro" (wooden blocks carved like animal paws) to create fake tracks and misdirect enemies. Same energy as labeling your savings account "DO NOT TOUCH" so future-you doesn't raid it at 2am πŸΎπŸ’Έ #MisdirectionMastery
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Spend Ninja
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Sometimes all we need is to feel seen, represented and understood. This is what we will always aim for here at Spend Ninja πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ We are all just trying to figure it out, but figuring it out together makes it easier πŸ₯·πŸ’œ #SpendNinja #FinancialClarity
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Spend Ninja
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Last Monday Ninja Fact of the year! 🎊🍾 Monday Ninja Fact #42 Historical ninjas used nightingale floors to detect intruders, floors that chirped when stepped on. Your bank app makes the same noise in your brain every time you tap it after a night out, let's fix that πŸ¦πŸ’Έ
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Monday Ninja Fact #41 Shinobi were trained to walk across rice paper without tearing it. Meanwhile, you tiptoe past Zara pretending you’re β€œjust looking," hoping your self-control doesn’t rip πŸ«£πŸ›οΈ #PaperThinWillpower
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Monday Ninja Fact #40 Ninjas memorized 53 hand signals (kuji-kiri) to focus their mind and body before missions. Our modern version is staring at the ceiling for 9 minutes and doing deep breaths before paying all the bills πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ“± #NinjaMindfulness
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Monday Ninja Fact #39 Ninjas used weather divination, analyzing fog, moonlight, humidity, and even frog noises to predict risk. You check three different weather apps before deciding if it’s β€œtax-energy” day πŸŒ«οΈπŸŒ™ #FrogBasedForecasting
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Don't let people tell you your purchase was unnecessary! We all get joy from different things and have our own reasons for purchasing. But do be mindful of small and impulsive purchases, they pile up real fast. #MindfulShopping #SmartSpending #ImpulseControl
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Spend Ninja
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Monday Ninja Fact #38 Ninjas would study the terrain before every move. Same energy as you checking your bank balance before scanning the brunch menu like a responsible adult πŸ“‰πŸ₯ž #StealthScan
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Spend Ninja
1 month
It is enough to live your life as it is. Reminder to focus on yourself and cultivate joy daily.
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Spend Ninja
2 months
Monday Ninja Fact #37 Ninjas would walk silently to avoid detection. Much like how you sneak past your bank app when you know the damage was done this weekend πŸ‘£πŸ“± #SilentRegret
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Spend Ninja
2 months
Path of Shadows is only $3.99/month! πŸŽ‰ https://t.co/OGc3G7BFoP With Path of Shadows you will be able to connect. Plus! you get a certain amount of ninja stars each month to talk to @Sensei AI #SpendNinja #BlackFriday
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Spend Ninja
2 months
Because sometimes ROI stands for Relief On Ice β˜•πŸ’Έ If it keeps you sane enough to budget, it’s a business expense. #investwisely #spendninja
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Spend Ninja
2 months
Monday Ninja Fact #36 Ninjas used decoys to mislead their enemies. Same as you telling your friends β€œI’m just broke this week” when really you just bought your entire Amazon cart on a whim πŸ₯΄πŸ“¦ #valid
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Spend Ninja
2 months
Every payment, every lesson, every mistake, it’s all part of the treasure. In the game of spending smart, awareness is the win. Every choice makes you a sharper Ninja πŸ₯·πŸ’Ž #SpendNinja
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Spend Ninja
2 months
Monday Ninja Fact #35 Ninjas tracked their movements with precision. Like you manually adding β€œcoffee: €3.70” to your notes app even though your budget is already spiraling β˜•πŸ“² #IllusionOfControl
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Spend Ninja
2 months
Talk to Sensei AI today! #SpendNinja
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Spend Ninja
2 months
Monday Ninja Fact #34 Ninjas avoided direct confrontation. Which is why you keep telling yourself β€œI’ll cancel that subscription tomorrow.” Tomorrow has been six months πŸ“†πŸ’Έ #TheRealEnemy
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Spend Ninja
2 months
When you educate yourself enough, you realize that a stable, happy and functional financial mindset is all about freedom and getting to choose. Choose better :) Tag the friend who needs to get on this mindset! #MoneyMindset #SpendNinja #Meme
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Spend Ninja
2 months
Spend Ninja has officially been approved by Estonia’s Startup Committee βš”οΈ Thank you to our community for believing in the mission, trust, this is just the beginning! #SpendNinja #StartupEstonia
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