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@speakeasy
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Joined May 2007
I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight
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Anesthesia should rebrand itself as interventional pharmacology
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Our trucks are on the road again… And yes, they are filled with Blue Bell Ice Cream!
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There are no more carefree nights and weekends. You signed up for a child not a mobile phone.
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Get your paws on TunnelBear! ( http://t.co/SpyHOTcu10) browse privately as if you're in another country! @theTunnelBear
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Get your paws on TunnelBear! ( http://t.co/SpyHOTcu10) browse privately as if you're in another country! @theTunnelBear
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In honor of Kim K and Kanye naming their child North West, I'm announcing the name of my first child: Cleareyes. I can't lose. #FNL
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I feel like Green Eggs & Ham is trying to push the paleo agenda.
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Around 5 o'clock you can see parents struggling with whether to start dinner or happy hour.
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Weird how people won't buy fruit snacks but give you fruit as a snack. It's just semantics.
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I've always known that while beliefs may divide, crunchy snacks heal and make togetherness.
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"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." This is especially true if you farted.
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Toddlers should start inventing songs with agendas. ♫ Put the fruit snacks in the cart, stop pretending you don't have money ♪
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Pop and lock? Adults, that's just the pee pee dance set to music stop stealing our ideas.
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