Thankyou for participating in the giveaway, unfortunately there can be only one winner. Tonight it's @decimation186 .Congratulations, meet me in office tomorrow for the handover.

I won't survive this month of August. My bank balance certainly won't.

God heard all my 'I have always been blessed with incredible managers' and gave me the GOAT of micromanagers to deal with.

Doing a giveaway. 5 likes and one lucky winner gets all my jira tickets.

Will have to spread out my sip and emis. Sab ek sath ek hi din kat ti hai and mujhe maut aajati hai.

This is actually so bang on. For someone who has been practically begging for just a single day without any health issues, you start to realize how valuable time and the ones who you share it with, are. It's not a gift, but you realize the preciousness of it all.

Siraj you absolute GOAT!!!!!!. Hang it in the Louvre.

Went furniture shopping and ye sofa sets pe meri salary kyu likhi hai?😭😭😭.

A bowling date would actually heal me ngl.

Please take care of your health while you can. This is not a request, it's a threat. Do it.

Absolutely love having friends from Twitter. Y'all should try as well.

It's literally 100 ke notes?? Y'all do realize that even 10k has like 100 of those notes😭😭😭. How is this a flex?? Why would I carry flex worthy money in cash. Main to bas house help ke liye paise nikal rha tha.

ATM me kafi sare 100 ke note dediye, ab mera wallet close nahi ho parha😭😭.

Running behind every next goal like a mad man, hoping this one finally makes you feel good about yourself.

If you're so great, why are you still single. Turns out you're fucking abhorrent.

Nothing I hate more than being important at work.

They keep making me delete banger tweets😔.

This is how you know my team is full of goated people>>>

My birthday is a month away, please I have some time😭.

Financial condition : Need to get a girlfriend before my birthday so I don't have to pay for the cake.