Lazy @UPS driver doesn't knock at the door - someone was in - but instead sticks a note through saying there was no answer and drops our parcel at a shop -with apparently a load more he couldn't be bothered to deliver

⁦@Schiphol⁩ do better !!

Just when you think you can't love @michaelsheen any more, you see him on #theassembly what a joyous, humbling programme @bbc

#TheApprentice and once again the cheeky London chappie gets the money - guessed this at week one

⁦@riverisland⁩ ⁦@riverislandhelp⁩ is this what's supposed to happen to your shoes after only a few months?

Absolutely blown away by #thepenguinlessons what a wonderful movie. Moving, funny and just brilliant. @stevecoogan65 is superb

I have never seen such an embarrassing display of diplomatic bullying. America this is a black day for you #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

Time @SkyNewsBreak learned the difference between memorised and mesmerised

I would always argue with anyone who said #StrictlyComeDancing was fixed - until tonight. Absolutely bizarre decision

⁦@British_Airways⁩ staff lying to everyone on the Newcastle flight that they couldn’t take their hand luggage on board because there are extra small luggage bins. So glad I ignored them and brought my case on - professional liars

Catching up on @MasterChefUK - how do people who serve raw lamb - and think it’s ok - and undercooked rice even get on the show?

When the best @SkyHelpTeam can do after 6 months of internet dropping out 20 times a day is tell you to move your router so it’s not opposite a mirror !! That’s because every other solution has failed miserably ..

David winning reminds me of when they put the non celebrity in years ago and pretended she was in a girl band. Delicious irony that another nobody wins this show #CelebrityBigBrother

If he doesn’t win anything else #corrinharrison #greatbritishmenu should get a special prize as the rudest, most sexist and terrible contestant ever his comments were a disgrace

Just when you think some of the cooking @GBMofficial couldn’t get any worse, along comes Northern Ireland.

Very interesting to hear that @asda instructs their pickers to give home delivery customers the items with the shortest shelf life - that’s why most of my order today went back

Side dish of barrel scrapings given the shameful quality of the Scottish contestants on #greatbritishmenu this week. How can this sad, mean spirited bunch be the best Scotland has to offer?

First class post is £1.25 - how come @MoonpigUK charges £2.70? Last time buying from them !

Anyone know what’s happening on the M1 northbound just before junction 32?

Just when you think nothing will shock you - shopping in @BootsUK in Sunderland listening to staff making jokes about Auschwitz. I fee physically sick