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Me (heard “I need you” and got so hard i got nauseous): i think i hauve free will

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Joined August 2020
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@goatfanatic_
AL ! comms closed!!
1 year
dead dove doesnt mean "gore/horror/horrid stuff" dead dove means "its exactly what it says on the box dont be suprised when u open it" BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHATS ON THE BOX. its like just tagging "trigger warning" brother whats the trigger
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1 year
She’s so amazing I love her she has no clue what’s actually going on. she’s just making assumptions and misinterpreting everything
@AbeehaTariqArt
Abeeha Tariq ✨
1 year
Katniss Everdeen has to be one of my most favourite unreliable narrators ever. Like she doesn’t even lie to the reader, she’s just completely unaware of her own self and feelings that it’s incredible to read
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@AbeehaTariqArt
Abeeha Tariq ✨
1 year
“Peeta just complimented me and smiled at me and it made me feel all warm inside… he’s just trying to catch me off guard so he can kill me more easily in the arena. I’m gonna kiss him on the cheek in response, right on his bruise, that’ll show him” like GIRL
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@AbeehaTariqArt
Abeeha Tariq ✨
1 year
Katniss Everdeen has to be one of my most favourite unreliable narrators ever. Like she doesn’t even lie to the reader, she’s just completely unaware of her own self and feelings that it’s incredible to read
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@cas_thinkr
cloud ☁️
1 year
Miss the seasons in supernatural where angels were so terrifying and powerful that even the brothers couldn't go against them
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1 year
Modern age with all our knowledge and tech, and ppl are willingly drinking raw milk and eating raw meat 😭you don’t have to live like this!
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1 year
Show the cavemen who discovered fire this and they’d prolly cry
@OrangeFreddyG
Beard Maxxing FreddyG
1 year
Kennedy’s weren’t meant to make it to old age
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1 year
WHAT?
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@eldritvh
joseph
1 year
when im watching Supernatural and dean says something weird asf
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1 year
OMG?
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1 year
I love how the daily double in jeopardy sounds like, in theory, something all the contestants would be wanting and wishing for, and then when you actually watch it and they get a daily double you can just see their entire face drop
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@casshandprint
lotusᡣ𐭩 | purcon halloween
1 year
how it feels to tweet about supernatural in 2024
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@bellabradys
bella *ੈ✩‧₊˚
1 year
oliver stark core
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@shawtiell
Gun 𖤐
1 year
he really dont gaf this diva
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@wlwspider
aya paya 🍊
1 year
Thinking Abt Chris KNOWING BUCK’S ADDRESS and Eddie probably taught him how to Uber there in an emergency. That was genuinely so insane I can’t believe that’s like actually canon
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@vampirefreckles
joce ‎ ✩⡱
1 year
IT WAS THE GAY FIREFIGHTER SHOW LONG BEFORE HE SHOWED UP
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@dadstielkline
Maxhausen 🐙🧽
1 year
"supernatural is about two brothers" to YOU. to me it's about castiel.
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@tpwkwinchester
may🐾 ౨ৎ
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@lavabend
1 year
dean winchester would sell his soul for a child he met that same day
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@captnvalkyrie
🦖 LAYLA DAY ❦
1 year
if buddie doesn’t go canon i’m just gonna pretend it is anyway. i think i have enough delusion energy left in me to just create another alternate universe in my brain y’all stay safe tho
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