Merry Crixmas to all, and to Gaul a good night! @manubennett #MerryCrixmas

This will be all you people will be getting for presents from now on.

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NYPD losing a snowball fight like

Oh no, snowball fight makes NYPD big scare

As if @hasanthehun needs to love @NYCMayor more.

Mamdani is all but calling those cop losers a bunch of pussies. 🤣🤣🤣 @sidetalknyc #WeOutside #WashingtonSquareParkSnowballFight #SnowballFight #WashingtonSquarePark

#NYCBlizzard

Two hookers left while I was desperately trying to explain to a crazy person that they shouldn’t give their dog a topical skin treatment mixed with soda to make their breath smell better. There is no context that would help this.

Ser Deadass of the Bronx. First of his Name. Word To His Mother.

Shipment delivery guy made Valentines weird by bringing chocolate &flowers, asking why I don’t call/text him, &how he has lots of days off &that he stays up late so I can talk to him whenever. Pretty certain he’s married &near 50, &my only interactions w/him are signing paperwork

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I don’t know if it’s funny, or sad, or what, but I’ve been to a few different Disney stores the past week and a half or so, and all of them had NOTHING for their multi billion earning, just had a movie come out Avatar series.

Season 12 / Episode 6

Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from Xbox Live in 2013 for “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.”

Elon Musk, refusing: "Hey man, when can I come to Epstein Island"

Me: Hey work, are we still open today? Work: Yes. Me: *trundles onto subway* Work: Sike! No work for anyone today! Good job spending $3 for nothing scrub! #WinterStorm2026

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.

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This was at least half the reason why I got this game. (Don’t know why the XBox capture didn’t record the part when you name them) #Avatar #FrontiersOfPandora

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