Soph
@soph_francombe
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mate, i cant stop saying the word mate before i start a sentence. .
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Surprised I have any hair left on my head from the amount I manage to shed throughout the day.
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My brother just chose sparkling water in yo sushi and I don't know who he is anymore.
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Yeah I love watching Snapchats of you nodding your head to music in different places, really interesting. must see 👌🏽.
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Just wish I knew where all my fucking socks are hiding. little bastards.
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Whichever Cunt just swerved into a massive puddle and drenched me. 1.fuck you 2.impressive swerving.
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Go to look at someone on facebook and end up on their brothers dogs sisters aunties profile of them in 2008.
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When I love a song, I will listen to it so much that by the time everyone else loves it, I fucking hate the bastard!.
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When you're floor is stickier than superbull floor that's when you know you had a good night.
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how can girls draw eyes more realistic on their hand than my actual fucking eye.
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The only juices flowing on me tonight was the bin juice pissing on my leg when I emptied the bins 👌🏽.
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