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Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat internationally acclaimed humor site, http://t.co/GVZIdYcOlq. You’ll love not unfollowing us!

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May your holidays be filled with mistletoe and margaritas.
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Man becomes mayor of Hell, Michigan and bans heterosexuality. Then all hell broke loose. @elijahdaniel
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True love. @kfc
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Victoria Justice shedding her Nickelodeon image like #RockyHorror
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James Corden and Stephen Curry's Disney Carpool Karaoke is pure joy.
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The internet is madly in love with Camila Cabello trolling the paparazzi at the LA airport.
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Happy birthday, @ChrissyTeigen ! Thank you for the content!
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The 50 funniest tweets of 2011. http://t.co/ubRHjSY0
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Check out the 'Hot Coal Challenge', the stupid new trend disfiguring people for life
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The 48 funniest women on Twitter according to some of the funniest women on Twitter. http://t.co/xm0ZIDNxTO http://t.co/3qAv6acZIH
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Trump is so unpopular that even Antarctica turned out to protest his presidency.
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Leonardo DiCaprio joined a group of Native American activists for the #ClimateMarch in Washington.
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News anchor freaks out after dog crashes live broadcast: 'I'm actually a cat lady!'
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This couple welcomed their new kitten in the most extra way possible. 😹
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Alec Baldwin just keeps trolling Trump, this time with a Russian 'Make America Great Again' hat.
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Written by @MikeFinazzo
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Ashton Kutcher, James Corden, and Danny Masterson form a boy band and sing about being dads.
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Guys watched their girlfriends get catcalled, so now we know how harassment makes men feel. http://t.co/Ff79CrKnbE http://t.co/TRQHLAZGCO
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Hero kid busts Trump loafing around watching TV at country club in sneaky Instagram post.
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"A period should end a sentence, not a girl's education." 🙌🙌🙌
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. @JKCorden tried to work out in the gym from Kanye's 'Fade' video and it did not go well.
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"Famous Comedians Dealing With Hecklers" will help you cope with the idiots in your life. http://t.co/A6vWj7Ocwa http://t.co/upVLJuzeo3
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Excited that @EricTrump is a fan! We made him some custom cards.
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Actor calls Trump 'dumb mother**cker' over NFL comments, Twitter is lol'ing.
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@EricTrump Happy #NationalBossDay to a useless prop who got their "job" through generations of nepotism!
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Watch legendary anchor Ted Koppel tell Sean Hannity, right to his face, that he's bad for America.
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Bernie Sanders brought a giant print-out of a Trump tweet to the Senate floor like a boss.
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. @JKCorden and @IMKristenBell performed a sky-high duet and it could not have gone more wrong.
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Ted Cruz is being followed around Iowa by a man accusing him of a truly terrible crime.
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Woman complains that her 'Cards Against Humanity' pack didn’t include glitter. Company ruins her life with sparkle.
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Donald Trump booed by construction workers after telling them how much they love him.
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While New Rocky is a perfect physical specimen, a moment of silence for Old Rocky's short shorts, too hot for network TV #RockyHorror
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Mark Hamill, by popular request, is reading Trump tweets in the Joker's voice—and it's chilling.
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Parkland survivor calls out Melania Trump over Don Jr.'s cyber-bullying.
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If Starbucks ran the same campaign as Coke... http://t.co/buMJcI54X9
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Trump supporter tried to get his DACA classmate deported, got expelled instead.
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President Trump
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Amazing woman says everything we've been thinking to Donald Trump after his latest 'SNL' tweet.
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Teachers everywhere are loving this Key & Peele sketch that treats teachers like pro athletes. http://t.co/kCzCQjbpnC http://t.co/HbviOr36fD
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Guy who had Kit Kat stolen from his car gets 6,500 replacements from Hershey's.
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Matt Damon says he'll stop sharing his opinions on #metoo for a while: 'I should close my mouth.'
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White supremacist asks Muslim lawyer why there is no 'Christian ISIS,' gets schooled.
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Little girl attempts to teach her very big dog how to hula hoop. http://t.co/BncXPhe2Az http://t.co/BiixQnw8bv
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Beach-loving bro shows up to Halloween party, is spectacularly pranked by all his friends.
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A rescue dog who's saved dozens of lives in Mexico is Twitter's most adorable hero.
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Sarah Sanders tried to use the Bible to justify separating families. She got biblically burned.
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Truly a miricle.
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Nightclub shuts down after woman rides horse onto the dance floor. Obviously, it was in Florida.
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NYC subway bans dogs unless they ‘fit in a bag.’ Challenge accepted.
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Congrats to Lacey Stevens who won the @Outlander_Starz contest with this hilarious card! http://t.co/oCVryC1vsG http://t.co/PC3lcAeg7N
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25 hilariously incredulous reactions to the 5 craziest things Trump said at the first presidential debate.
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17 of the best reactions to Sarah Palin endorsing Trump from godless liberal comedians.
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You better listen to these wise old ladies at the #WomensMarch .
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Ted Cruz's college roommate still hates him, tweets delightfully mean jokes about him.
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Justin Trudeau's priceless face trumps any handshake drama, becomes instant meme.
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People are making Tiny Trump memes and it's definitely going to annoy the president bigly.
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@EricTrump - Love, the "girls" who wrote those cards
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We're talking about #ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo with @HashtagRoundup . Tag us and the hashtag to play. We'll RT our favorites!
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Jon Stewart took over the 'Late Show' desk for one night to do a year's worth of roasting.
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Orlando City soccer team unveils a touching permanent stadium memorial to the Pulse victims.
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Teen Vogue published one of the hardest hitting post-election op-eds, and the internet is going wild.
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Chewbacca mom is not as adorable anymore now that she charges for autographs.
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Written by @chipdwyer Rest in Peace Carrie pe https://some.ly/LASEOQz
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George W. Bush did battle with a rain poncho during inauguration and Twitter was delighted.
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Why we're doing #NoKardashiansForAWeek starting right after the latest nude Kim selfie. http://t.co/844emJfnB3 http://t.co/ThyTDai3LP
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#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo This one goes out to the co-worker that doesn't understand that fonts matter.
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Genius.
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Trump supporter tried to get his DACA classmate deported, got expelled instead.
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Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family. http://t.co/GBgqJRZQ
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