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no.1 lois lane lover & #thoughtdaughter🌪️ most of them smallville, regretfully | my ao3 user is @hemingaway !!
she/her, 20s
Joined December 2025
clanas and clexers both refusing to watch past s7 therefore literally misunderstanding the show’s entire thesis and constantly misinterpreting their fanon for canon whilst constantly being condescending and misogynist, truly, two ass cheeks of the same unwashed ass
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smallville is an overly melodramatic teen soap opera + psychological horror, at times cute 2000s nostalgia machine, but there is a tv show within that tv show that is the funniest, cutest, sexiest romcom of all time, and that’s clois
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it was nick hoult summer 2025 and it will be elle fanning spring 2026, and mark my words, my parents #WILL be reunited for nickelle summer 2027 #bringmyfamilybacktogether
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so it’s a completely sound financial decision to decide this is what i want my aesthetic to be and replace my wardrobe, also practical, right?
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#wasreading: o beautiful by jung yun … 3 yrs ago the last time i was literate was 2023… #embarrassing
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like rmr when she psychologically tortured oliver to get him to want to be a hero again, what was up with that ……#chloelextether
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episode good bc of clois but another example of how chloe absolutley lost her mind with series of increasingly saw-like realities she trapped all her friends into
Clark and Lois took a leap of faith when the #Smallville season 10 episode “Collateral” aired on this date 15 years ago tonight on The CW - Feb. 4, 2011. #Smallville25
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why do I feel so pretty around follicular phase… sometimes I do get the urge to post selfies on here (I am just a girl after all) but I know that would be a Very Bad Idea (thank u frontal lobe)
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excerpts from gillian anderson's collected essays on female sexual desire, 'want'. when i first started wanting to write sv lois-centric/clois - i went back to this a lot
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Don’t worry everyone, I’m taking one for the team… I will protect you all and keep him locked up in my room 😔😔
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Clark Luthor…? Terrible guy, did a lot of bad, despicable things… disgusting really… no, I definitely do NOT want him to do those things to me…
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hey writing this fanfic stuff is easy-
Her cheeks were flushed red, like Cartman’s coat. Her eyes, a striking blue, like Cartman’s beanie
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average amnesia lois diary entry, but with his truck (i am the abstract concept ‘author’, all dumb posts i make are immediately canon in my fic)
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oomf writing in a budweiser welling reference in her clois fic and having ollie bring it she’s so funny
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anyway I need to take the rest of the day off to process this masterpiece
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and can’t even engage with the second half of clark’s story without constantly re-writing the narrative or the women out of the narrative
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like the reason ppl don’t like you is not because you’re sooo edgy and contrarian and perverted, like clark luthor/earthlois2 could easily give u a run for ur money in debauchery (notice how we don’t need to make that our entire personality), it’s bc u think ur smarter than u r
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also clexes reposting tati and other clanas thinking they’re aligned in their hatred of clois… girls I got news for you, the clanas are tradwife-coded & homophobic, they ACTUALLY hate ur asses and think you’re ug fetishing women… you’re simping for those that hate u back
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