#Lawyers of #X: Is it illegal to give away #free #weed at a #campaign rally? I would never dream of doing so, speaking for myself, but that would, at the very least, make the arguments a little more interesting, would it not? #ThankYou for your insight into the latest #WarOnDrugs

If everyone focused on the same problem at the same time, then it would be solved within the month.

What if #God was invented by #Capitalists to sell #Tithes?

Women control men with #sex. Men control women with #religion. #CircleOfLife

Why do seminaries exist? To train #REIT franchisees, of course.

#Christ tore down the temple because the temple was a distraction from #God. Imagine: the #Church is lying to you to politely collect your money from you. @Pontifex and @JoelOsteen and @RickWarren et. al.

“Oops, inflation happened again. Sorry! We promise to try harder next time.” - @federalreserve

Why does the @federalreserve manufacture #inflation? Because #inflation is a universal tax on the poor, and since nobody studies central banking they can get away with it every time.

#WallStreet is a cesspool of sexually-motivated monkeys with too many bananas. Do your research.

Instead of teaching people their own craft, craftsmen charge a fee for their own craft. Try and guess who I’m talking about.

#Willpower wins wars. #Willpower wins business competitions. #Willpower wins sporting matches. #Willpower is everything.

#Willpower is everything. Think about it: look around you right now and name something you see that isn’t a result of somebody’s #willpower. #Think

#Willpower is the answer to all your problems. You would be amazed how intricately #willpower is undermined by #church and #state. And why not? It’s the secret sauce of success.

#Willpower is the secret of success. The reason you have no #willpower is probably because the #church or #state is undermining your confidence. Prove me wrong.

#Willpower is the difference between victory and defeat.

#Willpower is everything. Literally. Again, think about it before agreeing with me.

Truth is subjective. Think about it before you agree with me.

Monster trucks are the height of absurdity. We have peaked as a species with monster trucks.

#Evilism: an anti-religion that worships evil instead of goodness. #WallStreet

#Prolog is to #English as #English is to #Silence.