I have never been so optimistic about the future of Britain in my entire life. WE ARE GOING TO WIN

This is the best opening to a DJ set I have ever seen

When one’s day was interrupted by an unexpected phone call in decades gone by, a flutter of excitement was felt in the chest. Could it be a lucky business opportunity? A friend with rumours of a new Talking Heads album? A nervous and endearing response to your lonely hearts

One of the greatest “lifehacks” for a man is learning how to make money without an employer. That means operating as an independent contractor, being your own boss, and having your own “hustle” - to make a living by selling to others and cooperating with them, but not by

Pleased to tickle you. I mean tickle you. No. I mean I'm pleased to ti... No... Tickle you. No. No that's not what I'm trying to say at all. What I mean is it's good to tickle you. Meet. You. It's good to tickle meat. No. It's good... You know what forget it just keep scrolling.

I’ll stop being racist when racism stops being both true and extremely funny

If you are a Pajeet please feel free to drop a comment by the way, I still have over a billion of you left to block

India is the toilet of the world. God, in his cosmic sense of humour, created a shit-themed country for the sole purpose of being laughing stock for the rest of us, and then filled it with people that can’t take a joke. For starters, their skin is the colour of shit and they

You have all been successfully ragebaited

The correct way to divide Europe:

The real European east/west split according to genetics research

Redditor struggles to understand why Parisian men are right wing

@XFreeze The horse will drink if you put its head in the water and clap its nuts between two bricks, as that creates an involuntary sucking in of air (or water)

Sure wasians are cute, but I would NEVER EVER detonate a nuke inside the wapanese Gio Scotti and risk making a beautiful quarternip daughter. I’m simply too committed to the whole white nationalist thing. Noooosirrrrreeee.

If my tweets end me up in prison could one of my mutuals please send me a phone hidden inside a cake so I can continue posting?

The global south trembles in fear at the thought of a 130IQ Anglo high on prescription stimulants. It’s our world, you’re just living in it.

Thinking about wapanese girls… Lord Hitler forgive me for I have sinned…

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Smelly inbred FOREIGNER has his cortisol SPIKED by PATRIOTS! Falls on his ARSE and has to be rescued by ZOGBOTS!

It’s okay to be racist. Racism is a remnant of our evolutionary past. For our distant ancestors, it was beneficial to be kind to people in their group and wary of people not in their group. Left-liberalism wants us to suppress this instinct so we can live alongside people of

Can you think of a lifestyle better than this?