if snoopy has a million fans, then i am one of them. if snoopy has ten fans, then i am one of them. if snoopy has only one fan then that is me. if snoopy has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth.
masters in snoopyism, double majored in snooptistics studies and snoopyistical analysis, minored in snoopology and valedictorian at the university of peanuts