F you @Ticketmaster tried all week to get tickets to the @Nickelback Get Rollin’ tour, even used presale codes and you wouldn’t accept any of my 4 payment methods. You’re a joke. Maybe next time 🙄 #someday #toobad #iwaswaitinonadifferentstory #screaminglikedemons over here.

RT @WildRoseCoop: Here's another great member of our Wild Rose Co-op Grow Team- Lexi Antos! Lexi works out of our Viking Agro Centre and yo….

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

My husband asked for help arranging his furniture in the basement so that it didn’t look dumb (his words, not mine). We spent a lot of time rearranging just to go with my original idea. #marriedlife #coolcoolcool.

New discovery I made today due to how many times I wash my hands and use hand sanitizer: I can use the back of my hands as an exfoliator now. #healthcareproblems #itsthelittlethings.

I want to be skinny but . cheeseburgers, pizza, and ice cream. So there’s that.

Apparently marriage is your husband thinking he’s now allowed to eat your leftovers in the fridge. what a big mistake he has made.

RT @GlobalEdmonton: Syrian family in Calgary mourning loss of 9-year-old daughter who died by suicide.

One of my favourite things at my age is already having my true close friends to share my life with. You all know who you are and I appreciate every single one of you crazies 😘💕.

I’m 100% that asshole friend that texts you at 6am because I had something to talk about and don’t want to forget #riseandshine #sorryladies #loveyouall #hopeyourphoneisonsilent.

I hate that I’ve never wasted my time before binge watching parks and recreation. I friggen love this show 😂.

It’s only been two weeks of no sleep because my allergies are so bad 😩 😴 I just want to sleep! #toomanyallergypills #help #thestruggleisreal #wheezy #runny #whatissleep.

Even though it’s been a crappy year for harvest, I’m so happy to see everyone out in their combines getting the crop off!.

The purpose of sober October was to be healthier and lose weight, we are on day 7 and I’ve crushed a cheese fondue, went into a turkey coma twice, and have ate almost half a pie in the last 24 hours. .

After watching season 1 of American vandal I said I would never watch it again. now that season 2 is out I find myself watching this dumb show. again. 🙄.

Been engaged for two months and I still don’t have my engagement ring back from wainwright jewellers. #amievenengaged #iwantmyring #withdrawals #imnotannoyedatall.

RT @BP7890: Like what even is going on? 😂😂

It’s funny being a patient at a clinic in Edmonton knowing I’ll have to wait a while to see the doctor, meanwhile there’s patients who have been sitting less than 5 minutes repeatedly asking the nurses when it’s their turn. #calmdown #waityourturn #theyredoingtheirbest.

When you have a sleepover with your best friend and casually crush 2 dozen cookies and a bowl of popcorn after eating supper🤰🏽 @Ray_211 #foodislife.

I dread September every year. new Chel comes out and Brett never leaves the man cave, makes super annoying a loud sounds, yells in excitement once a minute followed by an aggressive scream in disagreement to the game #loser #whoamiengagedto #seeyanever #boyswhogamearesuperlame.

When you’ve been waiting for lunch all day and then you finally get to have it and it’s absolute garbage 🤢 #crappyworkday #starving #guessilleatmorestaffdonuts #silverlining.