eric.
@snarkyforensics
Followers
161
Following
93
Media
83
Statuses
349
i feel a rush, @dangermagneted ♡
1998/five-0 rp/cd/mdni
Joined July 2025
forensics lab technician. hockey player. only child. nephew. cousin. shane's boyfriend. smartass. chaotic bi. 🇷🇺🇺🇸. ally to five-0. mama's boy. cat person.
i regret nothing!
6
21
21
hitman. former j2/imis officer. retired irish naval service po. hesse crime family. older brother. cousin. frequent swearer. garden enthusiast. on interpol's most wanted list. established bi. five-0 hater. mma expert. 🇮🇪. fox energy
i’ve stood over so many corpses . a few more , does not matter .
4
17
17
🇬🇷🇺🇸. private investigator. former assistant state attorney. cam's soulmate. lydia & cyrus's problem (affectionate). oldest sibling. in law. widower. pigeon enthusiast. chaotic bi. smarter than she looks. nobody's son. consultant. hater of guns. golden retriever energy. she/him
my pain is valid even when people make me feel like it isn't. even when i make myself feel like it isn't.
8
21
21
aka lyds. college student. (grand)daughter. niece. cousin. only child. skilled poker player. polymath energy. sandy's bookkeeper + housemate. rebel. aquarius. cat person. cyrus's bestie. 🇺🇸🇬🇧. chaotic bi.
you're probably divorced, aren't you? that's why you're so grumpy and mean.
7
20
20
"I will literally pay you cash to stop talking." hawaii five-o task force leader. third generation navy seal veteran. reckless. smooth dog. wo fat anti. bi. RT and follow.
1
109
109
solider. delta force reservist. former cia operative. phoenix foundation agent. only child. attack dog energy. mac's other half. star wars fanboy. has a massive medical history. chaotic bi. call him jack.
another mission ? good . anything to keep me awake .
6
18
18
Bellamy Williams (uncle), Gordy Hawkins (uncle), Suzy Hawkins (cousin), Bridget Williams (aunt), Sophie Williams-Miller (cousin), Sergey Porter (cousin), Johnny McGarrett (cousin), Otto McGarrett (cousin), David Rozanov (uncle)
0
0
1
// Eric and Sergey ( @NCVYDROP ) and the McGarrett twins ( @impulsefaults
@smidgenchaos ) are cousins. His late dad and Sergey, Otto, and Johnny's dad are brothers
0
0
0
p r e f r e n c e s romantic orientation : biromantic sexual orientation: bisexual experience: average marital status: single romantic interest: Shane Dae Hollander Kelly
0
0
0
f a m i l y m o t h e r : Stella Williams f a t h e r : Ivan Rozanov (deceased) s i b l i n g s : none c h i l d r e n : none o t h e r : Danny Williams-McGarrett (uncle), Steve McGarrett (uncle), Grace Williams (cousin), Charlie Williams (cousin), Matty Williams (uncle)
1
0
0
// he lives in Hawaii during the hockey off season, working as a forensic lab technician for the HPD
0
0
0
// he's teaching Shane ( @dangermagneted ) Russian , and he's teaching Eric Hawaiian and Korean
0
0
1