♡snakel3t♡
@snakel3t
Followers
14,545
Following
1,037
Media
4,606
Statuses
40,093
Grad student and twitch affiliate @ snakel3t. {she/her} PFP ART BY IG: DAYRISFELIX
Joined November 2018
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Mother's Day
• 1277376 Tweets
Mauro
• 145377 Tweets
#DebateChilango
• 91528 Tweets
Emma
• 70398 Tweets
Nuggets
• 67045 Tweets
Wolves
• 46920 Tweets
Taboada
• 45129 Tweets
Iztapalapa
• 37952 Tweets
Clara Brugada
• 37366 Tweets
つばさの党
• 36815 Tweets
Juliana
• 34860 Tweets
Denver
• 34217 Tweets
Jokic
• 32531 Tweets
Sebastián
• 31118 Tweets
BIRTH Campaign
• 26428 Tweets
Minnesota
• 25997 Tweets
Jamal Murray
• 25814 Tweets
Cruz Azul
• 25202 Tweets
Pumas
• 23815 Tweets
Bruins
• 22801 Tweets
Benito Juárez
• 22474 Tweets
Fabra
• 20622 Tweets
家宅捜索
• 19235 Tweets
Rayados
• 17450 Tweets
Gobert
• 15995 Tweets
Tigres
• 15862 Tweets
LOSE MY BREATH REMIXES OUT NOW
• 13195 Tweets
Jordi
• 12588 Tweets
#Canucks
• 11441 Tweets
#ほっともっと16周年
• 10508 Tweets
Gambino
• 10316 Tweets
My dad seriously sent this to our family groupchat im crying
1K
32K
401K
They gave our ballsacks a facelift omg I hate the beauty industry
183
24K
332K
Y’all are so dumb cooking ur food at 350° for 40 min when u could just do the math and cook it at 14,000° for one minute.
528
44K
306K
Having sex with your pet in the room feels very illegal to me
2K
24K
238K
It always sounds like I’m breaking up with my bf when class is over
330
9K
236K
If u still a mean girl in your 20s I’m really begging you to get your life together
183
38K
207K
Straight men are too predatory and weird to be gynecologists idgaf pick something else
845
18K
194K
Women will be like “I actually don’t like when my man jerks off to other women or goes to strip clubs to sexualize strangers in our monogamous relationship in which I practice restraint and loyalty every day” and people will be like “ohhhh so ur insecure” …………….
250
13K
147K
My butt my hips my bagina etc
147
8K
140K
are u ever just so obsessed w the way someone’s mind works... like fuck i love u n ur little thought processes n ur emotions n ur ideas
248
20K
132K
Boys: astrology SUCKS!!! So dumb👿
Boys: what does it say for my sign🥺
255
17K
112K
Pull ur weight in relationships! If he pays for your car buy him gum at the gas station. If he pays your rent make him ramen when he comes over. If he pays for your phone answer some of his calls.
117
20K
103K
What if people treated blood types like zodiac signs LMAOOO like “I can’t stand B negatives omg🙄”
271
8K
93K
Do you guys have those exes that you wish you never dated so that you could just be friends with them and have it be normal
300
7K
70K
My bf: Did you listen to Bryson Tillers new album?
Me: I didn’t
My bf: I refuse to listen to it.
Me: Why?
My bf: Because he shot megan thee stallion.
324
2K
70K
My friend had sex with a guy during the full moon last night while on her period... and she is scared that he’s not gonna wanna see her again... oh girl
295
3K
66K
Boys imagine if you didn’t get to cum every time but your girl just had sex with you til SHE did. What if she just rolled over n went to sleep? That seems so fucked up & weird, yet we’ve learned to accept that as women... Girls if ur reading this you better tell him next time
189
7K
46K
I just asked my roommates how many times they’ve orgasmed in their lives and they said TWO and SIX...
236
3K
38K
If you’re a woman I urge you to collect 3-5 male friends that will constantly remind you that men can be great people. Without my guy friends, exposing myself to the foolishness I see online every day, I would collapse in on myself like a dying star due to hopelessness
299
4K
36K
When someone says a girl is “full of herself” I just know she’s simply a beautiful charming woman acting normal & they’re mad about it
43
7K
32K
I honestly don’t think about the implications of liking an Instagram story I just like all the ones that I like
29
5K
33K
Gossiping with a lover is so intimate to me, especially when u agree on the topic. Yes, tell me what u really think, entrust me with keeping ur most authentic opinions private, reveal your woes with faith, let us bond over our aligned principles and pet peeves
18
4K
29K
If the purge happened...
Who’s going out, being reckless, and dying: sag, gemini, leo
Who’s sneaking around stealing shit without getting caught: virgo, pisces, aquarius
Who’s smartly locked inside: taurus, libra, cancer
Who’s running the shit: cap, scorpio, aries
129
4K
25K
There are so many reasons why a man giving you money is attractive that have nothing to do with the actual money tbh
57
4K
24K
Earth and air sign culture is having everything you say questioned by other people til they google it and realize you were right
73
5K
19K
I’m gonna be honest. If you fuck someone‘s man when you know he has a girl, you have something deeply wrong w you and that’s not supposed to be a passing insult. I genuinely think anyone that desperate for dick isnt normal. Really really bad self esteem maybe idk
60
4K
18K
“Men need variety it’s a biological need” ohh should we tie you up in the yard and feed you slop, too? Since ur an animal with no self control for the person u love
17
1K
19K
There’s absolutely nothing worse than when someone wants to show you a video
51
2K
17K
me when someone’s having a conversation with me but i have a uti
39
1K
16K
As someone training to be a mental health therapist if you can’t see 2 teenage girls back to back you’re honestly in the complete wrong profession like tighten up
the way people hate their daughters is so fucking sad
605
6K
77K
43
868
14K
Virgo and Gemini placements, do you vent a LOT when you’re mad or upset? Like you don’t even really want advice you just wanna lay it out over and over again even if you can feel yourself annoying people lol
462
2K
13K
Y’all be like “sentence structure” this and “modifiers” that. I Tweet With My Ass
30
407
12K
Like women never have issues not jerking off to other men or going to male strip shows so I’m wondering where is the fairness for those girls that expect the same….
22
269
12K
@tishtosh_
He’s surrounded by a bunch of extroverted girlies always doing something and he just loves a simple life
13
74
12K
I would never date someone that critiques lil things about me all the time… I only trust myself on those topics thanks though idiot
14
2K
11K
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat… but most of the time it pleases the cat. It leads the cat down cool little rabbit holes. It gives the cat new stuff to hyperfixate on. It entertains the cat.
17
2K
9K
I can’t keep up with the pressure of always having to lol or like or heart everyone’s random thoughts, pics and amusements.
For all future texts: I love them, laugh at them, or like them, unless it’s bad, then I dislike them.
In perpetuity.
I can’t live with this pressure
22
571
9K
The day that idiots realize 2 things can be true at once is the day that 95% of online arguments will cease to exist
18
2K
9K
If it were up to me all women would ban casual sex with men unless they meet certain requirements
33
898
8K
If we ever had sex and I didn’t cum just know you didn’t fuck me and you are not allowed to claim me. In fact, I fucked you. You weak little flaccid bitch
20
2K
8K
Muting this now because I don’t care about ur “dad who is a gyno and super nice”, that’s an EXCEPTION not the general consensus & if u don’t believe me do some research
16
93
7K
I always knew something was horribly weird about this movie, I read somewhere that the movie is meant to entertain kids while simultaneously scaring adults. Probably one of the hardest ideas to manifest but they did it
In Coraline, the “welcome home” cake features a double loop on the O. According to Graphology, a double loop on a lower case O means that the person who wrote it is lying. There is only one double loop, meaning she is welcome but she is not home.
255
38K
131K
18
3K
7K
This is purely commentary on how women are condemned for wanting something completely understandable. If you allow those things in your relationship, that’s your business!! Fr!! But I think it’s disgusting to tell a woman that she MUST accept that or there’s something wrong w her
6
231
7K
How can u not like virgos I’m visiting my virgo friend rn and I walked in there’s bl*nts rolled for me peanut butter treats cookies wine bottles with my name on it a blow pop tower white claws and a dog for me to pet fuck virgo haters y’all are stuuuupid
73
1K
7K
Not to be a virgo/gemini placement but I hate when people try to argue with me when I’m presenting FACTS like shut the fuck up u don’t know anything take a class on literally anything related to the topic please just read one book. Stop relying on stupidshit.coms
53
1K
7K
At work one of the customers was like “I bet no one drinks bud light here anymore huh?” And i immediately lied and was like “it’s actually our most popular beer” and he was dumbfounded 😭
18
146
6K
Virgos, Geminis, Pisceans and Sagittarians I KNOW y’all never finish any tv series you begin
225
704
6K
Bro don’t say shit you don’t mean to me during an argument bc I will fr NEVERRRRRRRRR forget. Idc if you apologize and make excuses either, I will always remember exactly what u said
10
2K
6K
That awkward moment when you know deep down college isn’t for you and it hurts u mentally but ur parents and society have conditioned you to feel like a disappointment if you drop out and therefore you’ll end up hating yourself for making ur parents sad and ur scared to not ha—
21
1K
6K
Your clown name is your first name and your emotionally unavailable crush’s last name
30
1K
6K
Drunk opinions abt the signs:
Aries stop crying
Taurus we beef so much idfwu but maybe someday
Gemini hot
Cancer🖤
Leo what do u want from me
Virgo best sign
Libra shut up
Scorpio u creep
Sagittarius🔪
Capricorn top me
Aqua shut up
Pisces I finally fwu
45
559
6K
Having virgo and libra in one chart is so hard, you prioritize beauty but it needs to be perfect, you pick yourself apart even when everyone calls you beautiful, you’re constantly thinking of ways to improve & personal satisfaction is always far away. At least we are cute
175
1K
6K
People with both virgo and leo placements in their charts are hard to forget. All my toughest heartbreaks and strongest attachments were virgo/leo people. And I know my exes tend to want me back (virgo sun leo venus) or miss me for a long time. Can anyone else attest to this
350
644
5K
You should WANT your boyfriend to want to be friends with your friends btw. Please don’t date men that can’t be friends with women that they aren’t dating
32
740
5K
10 Signs You Have a Fake Friend:
1. They are always going out of their way to embarrass you when others are around
2. They ignore you when they have a problem with you instead of directly communicating
3. They aren’t overly excited for you when you achieve something
24
2K
5K
Guys be like “I know a spot” and then rub the area directly next to it
32
731
5K
Me omw to tell my mom I completed the most pathetic mediocre task such ass waking up before noon to convince her I’m cured of my mental illness
6
666
5K
Why does nobody talk about how depression and anxiety can give you major memory loss?
50
1K
4K
Is anyone else noticing that so many relationships are ending/having trouble right now? All 4 of my roommates are having issues in theirs. My friend broke up with her boyfriend. Another found out her bf cheated yday. My other friends tell me they’re suddenly losing feelings. Wtf
86
464
4K
Even just tweeting this watch the outrage, men and a few women alike will be like “nah you’re just insecure”… man you all are *pathetic*, small-minded, and proving my point😭 imagine riding that hard for something like porn
3
74
4K
When I start liking someone I am physically unable to give attention to literally any other romantic options
9
760
4K
The several girls quoting this and saying “no”... something stinks in here
5
68
4K
I don’t like how y’all are going too far in the other direction... I don’t blame these girls for being nervous. His body language wouldve scared me. & why are ppl using this to say these girls “aren’t hot enough” to harass? You see how youre perpetuating violence against women?
58
345
4K
“Virgos are boring”
*several of the best entertainers in history are virgos*
“Virgos have no sex appeal”
*
#1
pornstar in the world is a virgo*
“Virgos have trouble being creative”
*stephen king is a virgo*
“Virgos aren’t striking, but cute”
*zendaya is a virgo*
I’ll keep goi—
56
726
4K
I’ll say it. The mutable signs get the most hate. Virgo, Gemini, Sag, Pisces. It’s simple. It’s because we’re DICKS and extremely selfish when we’re immature. I can even admit that as a Virgo. An immature mutable person is a nightmare. A mature mutable person is a dream tho
35
485
4K
People with fire and air in their personal planets have this superpower... it seems like they can convince anyone to tell them their life story in the first 5 minutes of meeting
98
497
4K
If you’re 23-24 dating an 18-19 year old you’re either shady or I don’t think your brain developed normally
49
527
3K
Imagine having Virgo, Leo AND Libra personal placements omg😐😐 the need for aesthetic perfection must be madness. Can’t even imagine. Anyways yes I can imagine and I want to die sometimes
229
351
3K
Random intuitive goodnight messages 4 each sign
♈️ change is good
♉️ if ur bored get out
♊️ write down ur ideas
♋️ bad feelings r temporary
♌️ ur sexy remember
♍️ off days r ok
♎️ is it worth it
♏️ unplug tmrw
♐️ try again tmrw
♑️ reward urself
♒️ listen more
♓️ it’s ur time!
8
410
3K
Why do tall girls hate their height like y’all are so lucky and powerful
30
496
3K
& no I will not be intimidated by a mean girl, they’re consistently lower tier
5
186
3K
I’m 20 and 3 different boys have written songs about me yes one was a diss track but I’m still living in these bitches heads rent free 😌
9
294
3K
I can’t believe I have to exist in a world w people this stupid
9
34
3K
@333corvidae
It shows he cares about you, wants to provide for you even if you have your own means (good trait to have in a future husband or father), and these days it also shows he’s above online incel debates about money. My belief is that wanting to provide even in small ways is masculine
6
275
3K
I’m genuinely so confused why everyone is laughing at the people on the submarine rn though. Like please can someone explain??? To me this is absolutely horrifying
58
241
3K
