kylie
@snail_puppy
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theres no reasonable response to all the Epstein stuff that doesn’t involve [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] so i understand the impulse to joke to cope but I just can’t help but find all the lighthearted tweets about it completely stomach churning
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can everyone post their mirror selfie wrapped again this year
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snickerdoodles should have a less humiliating name like come on man i'm already eating cookies at 10 am i don't wanna say snickerdoodle
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also this does not serve as an endorsement of jon taffer i've just watched a lot of bar rescue and think he looks like an amphibian
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my brother got my parents an aura frame last christmas and i know they haven't been using it because i've been consistently adding pictures of jon taffer for the last year. visiting next week and i am thrilled to turn it on
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the plumber brought his teenage son to replace my garbage disposal and is now standing in my bedroom doorway giving me shit for not texting him back at 9pm last night
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i take enough pictures of dog when he's on screen that my phone made a whole google photos category for him
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i faked being normal too well the guy coming back tomorrow asked if i would be here and i said yes and he went "ooooh lucky me :)" and then said i was magnetic
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today we've got laptop open on the couch to a random google doc, a nice throw blanket, half empty mug of coffee on the coaster, a quiet episode of columbo playing in the background. all of this occurred naturally and normally
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