Haven’t got to post one of these in a minute 🫡

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This country is just cartoonish enough that maybe Trump was asking for his shoes because he wears lifts

It's absolutely Jover. This is Regan/Bolsonaro level plot armor.

And that, I fear, is the election going to Trump.

Yeah Asia was sick, but it's good to be back 😌

Using all of my positive karma to manifest that every time Usher swears during the Nickelodeon Super Bowl broadcast they cover it with the dolphin noise 🤞

Yo I just realized this means I don’t have to switch to Teams letsgooooo

I’m feeling a lot of things rn. But one of them is pity for whoever has to pack up my huge rug and fake tree in the office because they deactivated our badges during the bulk layoff call and said they’re shipping personal items back to us.

Hi friends. Unfortunately I’m one of the almost 2000 people laid off today. It’s been a privilege to represent Infinity Ward and advocate as hard as I possibly could for the COD community. Stay frosty 🫡

Anotha one #MW3

Evading booby traps in a Nepalese mountain temple to erase “lil bro” from the lexicon

Ween’d up real good this year

Last point. This call for evacuation of northern Gaza City is a disgusting display of asymmetrical power. This is where the majority of Gazans live. Where most injured are being treated. This "warning" is in entirely in bad faith and jfc I hope history remembers this moment.

This comes off the heels of the IDF's ~extremely generous~ warning for over 1 million people to evacuate from one side of a prison to another in under a day. You cannot tell people in a cage to run for cover when no cover is actually afforded.

It's despicable that many Palestinians will inevitably be displaced into the Sinai Peninsula -- a region wrought with actual terrorist militias that vie for local control. Forcing the "lucky" survivors of Israeli airstrikes from the frying pan into the fryer is unconscionable.

It’s insane that we are collectively glazing over Ben Gvir’s ousting from IDF situational planning for being too aggro. That’s like the joint chiefs of staff turning to Rumsfeld and being like “Yo we appreciate the grindset but its a little too extra for what we need right now.”

Great to see Americans post-9/11 bloodlust is alive and well but this time it’s ✨ ironic ✨

Chris Christie hitting that Donald Duck line

Finally got around to ship building in Starfield. She’s perfect 🥲