Fake SMRT CEO
@smrtCEO
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Observations from my MRT train rides. I'm not in any way related to SMRT. Don't follow me if you can't have a laugh.
Singapore
Joined July 2010
My palm “came into contact” with my face when I heard the news too… #SMRTruinslives #SMRT #Singapore
Joo Koon incident: Train behind a stalled train “moved forward unexpectedly” and “came into contact” with the first train, says SMRT and LTA https://t.co/kYQmw1f15X
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Lalala... -hides wire cutters- RT @STcom: LTA and SBS Transit to investigate Thursday's breakdown on #NEL
http://t.co/mwCfAh38
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-sing- why are we waiting... RT@LTAsg: Resumption of NEL service between Dhoby Ghaut and HarbourFront will be delayed. #SBSTransit #NEL
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For once, a high profile breakdown that is not our problem!! #SBSTransit #NELdisruption
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Better leave before they decide to cut my pay like the ministers...
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Ok, have to do this again. Sorry everyone. Very sorry. Can't tell you how absolutely, truly, bottom-of-my-heart sorry I am.
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Trying to benefit from this profit opportunity? Shameless. "@ComfortDelGro: 6552 1111 is the number to call. #SMRT"
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They told me this Twitter gig wld b easy--"Just appease commuters during train breakdowns" IT'S TURNING INTO A FULL TIME JOB!!!
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No lah! Too much corp-speak... "@digitalmozart: Is it @smrtceo's? RT: @mrbrown: Ok, some have told me that the SMRT FB account may be fake."
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#SMRT is over capacity. Too many commuters. Please wait a moment and try again. http://t.co/hNV0VzwV
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